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Story above: "Police Arrest Ninja Nerds Claiming To Target Drug Dealers"
Two guys dressed up as ninjas went around carrying shurikens, nunchucks, etc. and leaving letters saying "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force." Now they both face charges of weapon possession, and one faces harassment charges.
.... did they have ridiculous scarves?
^ I wonder what Nerrrrrrrds Yelling Man is doing these days.
Being in Hancock. Also: fat.
Probably on a street corner, yelling "NEEEERRRRDDS" at anyone who passes by, then extending his hat out for tips.
I would give him twenty dollars for this. It is an important skill.
new jersey: not just for orange guidos anymore
I am a part of this gang.
Ninjas or Jersey Guidos?
I'm too Latin to be a guido.
I don't know how Type Ryan does it.
Haha.
Check and mate.
I'm surprised they didn't get shot.
Motherfuckers should have been using some swords. Then the headline would be "Ninja nerds bring swords to a gunfight." Hilarity ensues.
Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanX
:lol:
My reading comprehension fails. I saw everything but the swords. It's such a small, overlooked word.
Since when was Asparagus a ninja?
Eat your greens, gaijin.
It's easy. I don't look Latin HISPANIC. People think I'm a guido all the time. Or a Jew....Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I bet those guys did some kind of traditional martial art.
or was really big fans of the Punisher and blood sport, lol
Oh, like muay thai or jiu-jitsu?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
probably ninjitsu - if I had to guess. they "are" ninjas after all. ;)
Yes, exactly like jiu-jitsu!Quote:
Originally Posted by FuryFox
Ohoho!
I get mistaken for a fucking Jew all the time when I let my hair grow out. Doesn't help I look like a much better looking Sleeve at that point, either.
Checkmate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
I once had a woman recommend the best matzos and kosher grape juice while I was grocery shopping.
I once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.
I once got busy in a bathroom at my old job. Twice. And once in the parking lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Are you a straight gangster mack? Do you sometimes get ridiculous?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
The bodies of the drug dealers just haven't been found yet.
Everyone posting in this thread has a nose that is eerily similar to a pickle.
Is this why you've been looking for bacteria in your urine?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
But they're still getting paid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
And laid by the ladiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Don't be looptid.Quote:
Originally Posted by NGEFreek
You getting stupid.
I would just grab 'em in the biscuits if i were you.
Josh, that word don't mean nothin'. I hope you only use it sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Well yeah, sometimes I get ridiculous.
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Fat girl, are you ticklish?
I guess it's obvious you also like to write.