Yes, it deserved its own thread:
http://current.com/items/89337913_di...ky_sfw_porn_ad
I cried and lol'ed pretty good at the lady on the Harmonica, and the Bass guitar, and well, all of it...
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Yes, it deserved its own thread:
http://current.com/items/89337913_di...ky_sfw_porn_ad
I cried and lol'ed pretty good at the lady on the Harmonica, and the Bass guitar, and well, all of it...
The corn eating is the best part.
That was wonderful :lol:
classic in every way. we had a sfw porn thread didn't we?
Yeah man, this video was borderline genius. I cracked up within the first 10 seconds when that chick disrobed and revealed a Koala hugging her breasts.
lol, awesome
I was expecting this to be shit, but it totally delivers. lol!
My favorite part was the candy eating part that part was hilarious!
LOL
Now THAT'S sour.
Skittles were the best part.
Brilliant!
TNL totally beat Diesel to this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Hey guys! Be careful who you send this link to....
... because then you'll wind up in an hour-long go-nowhere conversation with a girl you're just now finding out is a social conservative, who thinks bum-sex is something only "practiced by the French" and the internet has spread "pedophilia."Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Broad Who's Unfamiliar with the Concept of Parody
lol @ the "especially teens" bit.
Please post the entire conversation for us. :D
Highlights:
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11:29:43 PM x: i think it's all this readily available warped porn that is turning ppl into child perverts
11:29:59 PM ~ Brisco ~: What?
11:30:02 PM ~ Brisco ~: No way.
11:30:10 PM ~ Brisco ~: That's an over reaction if I've ever heard of one.
11:30:10 PM x: for sure.
11:30:13 PM ~ Brisco ~: How so?
11:30:19 PM ~ Brisco ~: That's like saying video games make people kill people.
11:30:24 PM ~ Brisco ~: I don't have numbers, but they do.
11:30:30 PM x: haha
11:30:41 PM ~ Brisco ~: There's something mentally wrong with child diddlers.
11:30:49 PM ~ Brisco ~: They'd diddle kids without porn.
11:30:53 PM ~ Brisco ~: Like they have for years and years.
11:30:57 PM ~ Brisco ~: Centuries.
11:31:13 PM x: not as many around tho. now that they can get it on the net, it's worse
11:31:24 PM ~ Brisco ~: Can you prove that?
11:31:27 PM x: they were illegal to sell in stores. but on the internet, anyone can find it
11:31:41 PM ~ Brisco ~: Are you talking about porn in general or child porn?
11:31:48 PM x: child porn
11:32:00 PM ~ Brisco ~: So... child porn is turning people in pedophiles.
11:32:16 PM x: i think so
11:32:17 PM ~ Brisco ~: If you show someone child porn and he's not a pedophile he won't like it.
11:32:30 PM ~ Brisco ~: You can't convert someone into a child pornographer.
11:32:36 PM ~ Brisco ~: That doesn't make sense.
11:32:38 PM x: b/c ppl get thoughts and watch it, maybe get turned on by it and feel bad about it so they go to thailand where it is normal
11:32:48 PM ~ Brisco ~: You are reaching.
11:32:54 PM ~ Brisco ~: That makes positively no sense.
11:33:16 PM x: i think you can. men didn't want to have sex in women's asses untili some genius started making films and having women pretend to love it
11:33:48 PM ~ Brisco ~: No... that's wrong. Have you heard of Marquis de Sade?
11:33:56 PM ~ Brisco ~: Or... I don't know, Sodom and Gommorah
11:34:12 PM x: no*
That person is an idiot. Who the fuck was that?
Christ brisco, she better be pretty fucking hot and give a mean blow job to put up with that idiocy.
She is beautiful but I have no desire to do anything with her. The feeling is mutual, I'm sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
She's someone I knew from school.
Cut off ties then.
*sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Just this summer I was lamenting the fact that I tend not to meet normal girls. Or, at least, we never stay in contact. It's always the dumb, crazy or uninteresting ones. I don't actively go out of my way to befriend them. They just end up staying in my life until I tell them to fuck off.
And they like talking to me because "I'm smart."
Then we end up having conversations like this. haha.
That girl is a stupid whore. I mean this.
I dunno, personally, I never wanted to molest children until I signed up for AOL.
LOL. I was about to say that ... wheres Aurora when you need his opinion?Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
hi2u. This is fucking amazing. <3
awesome jetman.
:tu::tu::tu: :lol::lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
Holy shit, I was expecting lame, but this is hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
That was some sorta awesome. I need to go show this to several people. :tu::tu:
I'm a fan of the accordian and raft pump myself. :lol: