Gamer Grub

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05 Oct 2008, 04:00 AM
cka

Gamer Grub

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Boost your brain with Gamer Grub, the first performance snack formulated especially for gamers.

* Great tasting flavors
* Ergonomic packaging
* No keyboard crumbs
* No greasy fingers

Think fast and win more with Gamer Grub

Gamer Grub is a great tasting snack that boosts your core gaming systems, such as visual input, cognitive processing, signal transmission and muscle reflexes for maximum gaming performance.

and they have four flavours, one of which is basically peanut butter & strawberry chips combined with croutons :xx: someone please reassure me that this is just a superior troll against every triple-chinned shmuck that can't waddle away from the computer/console long enough to eat like a normal person...

http://www.gamergrub.com/
05 Oct 2008, 04:02 AM
Timber

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05 Oct 2008, 04:15 AM
Cowutopia

Honestly all my favorite snack foods get shit or grease all over my hands so I really don't tend to snack while playing games, but this shitty product is not the answer.

(My favorite snack foods are ridged potato chips and cheez doodles)

I would buy a jar though, that I could stock with like cheez balls and eat out of.
05 Oct 2008, 04:20 AM
bVork

I tend to eat vegetables while gaming. A bag of spring peas or baby carrots is my type of gamer grub. Tasty, healthy, and grease free.
05 Oct 2008, 04:21 AM
James

Smartfood, Doritos, or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are my favorites. M&M's are cosigned to a drawer at work for when nobody's looking, so rarely show up during gaming hours. Everything I'd snack on leaves nasty hand residue, which I deal with by hitting pause and wiping my hands before playing again. If I don't have time during a game for a break I'll pass on the snacking. It's not difficult.

James
05 Oct 2008, 05:03 AM
Revoltor

Trail mix is the ultimate grub for anything.
05 Oct 2008, 05:48 AM
StriderKyo

I wish science could find a way to make chips & dip ergonomic and able to boost my core gaming systems (which I believe is the proper medical term).
05 Oct 2008, 06:43 AM
cigsthecat

Strategy Chocolate is my new favorite phrase.
05 Oct 2008, 06:43 AM
YellerDog

You guys

put a lot of thought

into this
05 Oct 2008, 09:38 AM
Cowutopia

I just hate greasy controllers, and the worst is when I have guests that don't wash their goddamn hands before greasing up my controllers. I send people to the sink.
05 Oct 2008, 10:00 AM
Beefy Hits

Traditional gamer grub is pizza and chips (and soda of course). But most of that stuff gets your controllers all fucked up.
05 Oct 2008, 10:38 AM
Josh

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I really don't tend to snack while eating

HOW DO YOU DO IT THEN?
05 Oct 2008, 10:41 AM
Othello Harrington

He imbibes it through his rectum, duh.

This is stupid, my gamer snack is beer or water. Beer is able to boost my core gaming systems because it allows me to to stop playing the game long enough to drop a load of shit on the 14 year with a name like xxAssasinPicklesxx and rest my eyes.
05 Oct 2008, 10:43 AM
Josh

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My gamer snack is wait for dinner.
05 Oct 2008, 10:44 AM
Othello Harrington

I now for some reason want a smooth blend of chocolate and cherries....
05 Oct 2008, 10:46 AM
Josh

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Guys... the database™
05 Oct 2008, 10:47 AM
Othello Harrington

LOL, out of business. Somebody internal in the company realized this product is retarded, and wants to rebrand it was driving snacks instead.
05 Oct 2008, 10:50 AM
YellerDog

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05 Oct 2008, 10:50 AM
Josh

Wow!
05 Oct 2008, 10:52 AM
YellerDog

I know right! Finally!
05 Oct 2008, 11:03 AM
Othello Harrington

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

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THANK YOU JESUS

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/dog_praying.jpg
05 Oct 2008, 11:04 AM
YellerDog

That dog is praying to Jesus SO HARD.
05 Oct 2008, 11:05 AM
Othello Harrington

It's fucking peanut butter and jelly IN A FUCKING CAN!
05 Oct 2008, 11:05 AM
YellerDog

Fuck yeah!
05 Oct 2008, 11:07 AM
Othello Harrington

HOLY FUCK!
05 Oct 2008, 11:07 AM
Scourge

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I really don't tend to snack while eating

O RLY?

*edit:well fuck I was totally beat to that...
05 Oct 2008, 03:05 PM
Changeling

I just drink while gaming. I also chew on ice as well. I'm a hydrated motherfucker motherfucker.
05 Oct 2008, 03:14 PM
Beefy Hits

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Originally Posted by Changeling

I just drink while gaming. I also chew on ice as well. I'm a hydrated motherfucker motherfucker.

Let me guess, you have cotton mouth and are also a tweaker? I've always found sucking on jolly ranchers helps.
05 Oct 2008, 04:12 PM
RoleTroll

And wash down your gamer grub with...

http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/md-gamefuel.jpg
05 Oct 2008, 05:28 PM
animegirl

LOL at the ActionPizza flavor. It even has a pic of a WoW looking character on it. I won't lie, Game Fuel was straight up delicious and mixed well with vodka. I wish they made a diet version of it.
05 Oct 2008, 09:23 PM
Pineapple

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biff

my gamer snack is beer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Changeling

I just drink while gaming.

These things, plus Ranch flavored sunflower seeds.
Gaming without drinking has become a nonexistant for me.
The sunflower seeds are an awesome compliment.
06 Oct 2008, 01:17 AM
Cowutopia

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Originally Posted by Josh

HOW DO YOU DO IT THEN?

lol, shit. I may have picked up one of my mother's tendencies. She says shit like that all the time.

"Don't talk with your mouth open."
06 Oct 2008, 01:20 AM
Cowutopia

though I was pretty fucking drunk when I posted that. So who knows?
06 Oct 2008, 03:39 AM
Mr-K

Goldfish. Cheddar Goldfish and beer.
06 Oct 2008, 05:09 AM
Grave

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Originally Posted by animegirl

LOL at the ActionPizza flavor. It even has a pic of a WoW looking character on it. I won't lie, Game Fuel was straight up delicious and mixed well with vodka. I wish they made a diet version of it.

I thought it was revolting, and I like pretty much every awfully sweet soda that everyone else hates. Wish they'd stop it with all these new flavors and bring back Pitch Black again. I only have 12 cans left from '05. :(
06 Oct 2008, 10:05 AM
Space Pirate Roberts

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Originally Posted by Grave

Wish they'd stop it with all these new flavors and bring back Live Wire again.

Fixed.
06 Oct 2008, 10:50 AM
Grave

You're retarded. Shut up.
06 Oct 2008, 01:21 PM
stormy

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Originally Posted by Grave

Wish they'd stop it with all these new flavors and sell Baja Blast in stores. :(

yeah! yeah!
06 Oct 2008, 02:16 PM
Melf

I have Skittles in a Super Mario Bros. candy jar (my daughter loves them), but I usually don't snack when playing. I tall glass of iced tea is enough for me.
06 Oct 2008, 02:24 PM
Josh

I'm going to buy a container of "Action Pizza" when (if?) it comes out. I feel like I kind of have to.
06 Oct 2008, 02:27 PM
YellerDog

It is a compelling product.
06 Oct 2008, 02:44 PM
Othello Harrington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

I'm going to buy a container of "Action Pizza" when (if?) it comes out. I feel like I kind of have to.

What about chocolate and cherry world domination in a can?
06 Oct 2008, 03:27 PM
Jeremy

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

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MEGATON, IMO
06 Oct 2008, 03:29 PM
YellerDog

Now I'm a believer.
06 Oct 2008, 07:49 PM
Othello Harrington

Told you so
06 Oct 2008, 07:53 PM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by stormy

yeah! yeah!

stormy totally wins.
07 Oct 2008, 03:50 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biff

What about chocolate and cherry world domination in a can?

Action Pizza actually sounds tasty. I'm sure I'll regret it though...
07 Oct 2008, 06:58 PM
Kidnemo

http://www.dirtydrawers.co.uk/images/grubs.jpg

http://www.turf.msu.edu/gfx/grubs_in_spring.jpg

http://fohn.net/pictures-of-flies/screw-worm-larvae.jpg
08 Oct 2008, 01:32 AM
DumpTruck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I just hate greasy controllers, and the worst is when I have guests that don't wash their goddamn hands before greasing up my controllers. I send people to the sink.

:tu::tu:

i don't eat or drink beer while gaming either, i try too but i end up forgetting about it and then when i realize it my food is cold and my beer is warm :cry:
08 Oct 2008, 10:36 AM
Bacon McShig

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Originally Posted by Grave

Wish they'd stop it with all these new flavors and bring back Josta again. :(

Co-sign.
08 Oct 2008, 10:38 AM
Grave

now you're talking
08 Oct 2008, 11:28 AM
Josh

Talking out of your ass perhaps.
08 Oct 2008, 11:43 AM
Bacon McShig

All drinks should have panthers on them, dawg.
08 Oct 2008, 01:25 PM
Grave

Guarana Antarctica is almost as good as Josta. Almost.
08 Oct 2008, 08:05 PM
YellerDog

I would probably actually like Josta in these black-coffee drinking days I seem to be living in lately.

At age 14 (?), it was total disgusting garbage, though.

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