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Starfox Adventures was the worst Zelda game. Sure was pretty at the time but talk about a damn collect-a-thon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
I thought later versions of TP didn't do that? I could have sworn they said it was a bug.
That's not even bitter though, that's just making shit up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diff-chan
That's what I thought, too, but the GC version I bought like a year later still had it. And now this game has it x100 =[Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
I don't get it. It's like Nintendo builds games for retarded toddlers. It's so strange to see them get like this after pretty much writing the book on tutorials via gameplay with their NES games.
People are smarter than this. KIDS are smarter than this. I understand that Zelda is a lot more complex than your typical Nintendo game but it's nothing that couldn't be helped with an in-game guide. Or maybe a button that describes the last collected item?
Yeah, the beginning of this game is a total drag. I'm a couple hours in, and still waiting for the tutorial bull shit to come to an end.
Also, this is pretty much the same damn game, control wise, that we've been playing for the last 13+ years. Do we still need the same type of tutorial bull shit. When I first left the academy building, and there was a character sitting on the roof saying, "Hey Link. Z-Target me, and then press A so you can talk to me....", I couldn't believe they would make me do this shit AGAIN! lol.
I don't think the GC ever got an updated release. I BELIEVE the fixed version was only ever released on the Wii. I could have sworn the GC version got one initial print run and that was it, and only because they promised the game for GC.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
None of this would be that bad if it could simply be turned off, but Miyamoto let slip recently how important he feels the core gameplay should be identical between gamers. Which is evidently why the options screens are so minimal in Zelda games. He didn't even want the user to be able to toggle Z-axis aiming in something recent, don't recall.
Anyway, yes, the repeated tutorial screens that barge into the experience every single time you pick up an item are completely ridiculous and insult the intelligence of five year-olds the world over. ...They're also probably not going anywhere until Miyamoto dies.
The Nintendo Selects version had it, and that was the last one released. It's always there, just in case you rapidly switch between Zelda games and forget that a blue rupee is worth 5 now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
He's clearly talking about every Zelda since Link to the Past, since that was the first one where Link turned into a pink bunny. Well, the first Zelda had a lot of block pushing and bush-burning... And all of them have some kind of anime artwork.Quote:
That's not even bitter though, that's just making shit up.
Okay, he's talking about
"Bombing some Dodongos" would be a pretty great sexual euphemism.
Speaking of which:
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Watch that video without sound. It's amazing.
<3<3<3 I will knock down your chandeliers whenever you want, Kina.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon McShig
This game is my favorite game during a really good year. It's even my favorite over past favorites that i've been playing! It has a Goron i actually like, and a Zelda who can save her own damn self.
The dungeons (at least the 1st) aren't as good as Twilight Princess and Strich is no replacement for Agitha. I like the dungeony overworld though.