Oh god, peanuts in your peanut butter!
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Ok, I'll practice tonight on your mother.
How the fuck do you equate trying to spread something with the consistency of joint compound with retardation?
Perhaps you use hipster brick like bread, but the nice and soft loaves I buy don't hold up.
The peanut butter I leave in the fridge stays soft and creamy. It has to do with the amount of oil I leave in. You probably buy fat ass peanut butter that has sugar and other fat person shit in it, so I can't speak for you. My peanut butter has two ingredients: peanuts and salt.
I don't know what to say. Perhaps you're truly retarded. Do you hold the bread in your hand while you try to spread the peanut butter? That's the ticket to dumbshitville.
gotta put it on warm toast, then the cold pb from the fridge softens and the bread holds up. mmmm
CATS YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD! HOW CAN YOU SAY COLD PEANUT BUTTER IS HARD!
ok. I just went to the fridge, took out some peanut butter and spread it on a piece of bread. Soft bread from a regular old grocery store. ZERO problems.
YOU suck.
I can't refute strong empirical evidence such as that.
Next up, batteries: freezer, fridge or out and about?