Nintendo Reveals "Diverse Selection" in 1Q 2009 Lineup

I was thinking Clover when I typed Grasshopper, though my opinions of the two are fairly similar. Their shit looks great in screenshots and then sucks ass when you play it.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Next gen is going to see a renewal of interest in the RTS when both Sony and Microsoft have their motion sensor controllers and you can use it to help control mass quantities of soldiers at a time, like on the PC. I would love nothing more than to rape g0zen and Firstblood on some Red Alert 3 over XBL.

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Why don't you just play RTS on fucking PC, where the ideal controller has been present for the last twenty years?

You don't tell me.

Nintendo sure is full of crap.

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

I was thinking Clover when I typed Grasshopper, though my opinions of the two are fairly similar. Their shit looks great in screenshots and then sucks ass when you play it.

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What's wrong with Viewtiful Joe? I didn't get too far but it was good for the 2 levels I played.

I like Okami, yah it is overly long and easy but for a Zelda clone, it is competent.

Because after two levels, it wears thin. At least that's my rationale.

I just don't go apeshit over MW because in every video I have seen, I have yet to see enemies that DO ANYTHING. I see stylied 'fatalities' and nothing more. And it isn't like Dead Rsing's excuse of sheer number of enemies--so far there are one or two braindead AIs per area. I would really need to see an actual gameplay video and not just an in-game trailer.

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http://wii.ign.com/articles/939/939119p1.html

Ordinarily, I wouldn't have copied the preamble, but both IGN and Nintendo just add to the comedic value of this list in there. I also like "Pok?mon", which is exactly how it shows up on IGN as well.

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Just FYI, that is a press release and not an IGN article.

And Wii's library has been laughable since after Galaxy.

Not getting excited over Madworld since there's few gameplay impressions out there, plus commentary in games drives me nuts.

Xseed's Wii titles look solid enough and I'm up for Trackmania DS, it's gotten some decent reviews and I tend to enjoy editor-style games on the system.

Dear sirs or ladies,

Please delete this thread so morbid curiosity won't get the better of me every time it pops up. This is as interesting and as consequential as Mrs. Burton's cat having kittens. It's going to happen at least once a year and because we're all programmed to do so, we're going to look at it and say either, "Lawful, those kittens sucks!" or "No, but some of those kittens are cute!"

Shut up.