Female Student Auctions Her Virginity

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15 Jan 2009, 03:16 PM
Advocate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooch

Depends, it would be your first time, right?

ZING!
15 Jan 2009, 03:46 PM
Calliander

Wow, that Amanda Bynes chick is UGLY.
15 Jan 2009, 03:52 PM
Thief Silver

You're one of those guys who loves generic forgettable faces aren't you?
15 Jan 2009, 04:12 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by NGEFreek

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/amanda-bynes-400-020607.jpg

No. That is ugly.
15 Jan 2009, 04:13 PM
Thief Silver

She needs to drop the tan and go back to paler skin, but other than that, it's not.
15 Jan 2009, 04:32 PM
Dunlap

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

You're one of those guys who loves generic forgettable faces aren't you?

To each his own, but that's exactly how I'd describe Miss Bynes.
15 Jan 2009, 04:43 PM
Some Stupid Japanese Name

My grandmother would have had a field day with those cheeks.
15 Jan 2009, 04:56 PM
Type Ryan

Rampant fronting abound in this thread.
15 Jan 2009, 05:08 PM
Tones

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

You're one of those guys who loves generic forgettable faces aren't you?
15 Jan 2009, 05:08 PM
Advocate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Type Ryan

Rampant fronting abound in this thread.

QFT
15 Jan 2009, 05:15 PM
Thief Silver

That girl looks a lot like my sister, that's super creepy.
15 Jan 2009, 05:25 PM
Samba De Amiga

It's Ann!
15 Jan 2009, 05:39 PM
cigsthecat

Her?
15 Jan 2009, 06:36 PM
Bojack

How is she evading prostitution laws?
15 Jan 2009, 07:03 PM
Sinista

Quote:

Originally Posted by Type Ryan

Rampant fronting abound in this thread.

QFT! There hasn't been one picture posted in this thread of an undesirable woman.
15 Jan 2009, 07:10 PM
kedawa

None of them are ugly, but I see far prettier girls on the street every single day.
15 Jan 2009, 07:54 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunlap

To each his own, but that's exactly how I'd describe Miss Bynes.

I am with the Dunlap.

I am also upset that cigs got the reply to the picture of Ann. :(
15 Jan 2009, 08:22 PM
dog$

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Originally Posted by Biff

Let's see, people dogging the chick=Dog$

Wrong.

All I said is that fat pussy ain't tight.

Yes, expert advice.
15 Jan 2009, 08:57 PM
Some Stupid Japanese Name

big girl=small hole
small girl=all hole.
blv.
15 Jan 2009, 09:09 PM
Doc Holliday

I fucked a fat chick once. Wasn't all that bad.
of course, when you're hanging a 10" porterhouse every smokehouse's small
15 Jan 2009, 09:51 PM
YellerDog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojack

How is she evading prostitution laws?

Nevada!
15 Jan 2009, 10:08 PM
Finch

Dear TNL,

Please stop talking about shit like you're US Weekly and talk about things like "HOW AWESOME IS IT THAT GUY LANDED A PLANE IN THE HUDSON RIVER LIKE HE DOES THINGS LIKE THAT EVERY DAY." or "THAT FAGGOT IS SITTING IN HIS HOUSE WHEN HE STOLE 50 BILLION DOLLARS, A THING THAT ONLY SOME KIND OF CRAZY SUPER VILLAIN WOULD BE CAPABLE OF" or "WHO SUCKS MORE RIGHT NOW, ISRAEL OR HAMAS?"
15 Jan 2009, 11:40 PM
cigsthecat

NPR was calling it a Plane Splash.
16 Jan 2009, 01:59 AM
Shin Johnpv

I'd still fuck the chick this thread is about.
16 Jan 2009, 10:21 AM
burgundy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

big girl=small hole
small girl=all hole.
blv.

this is the 100% percent truth

dog$ may have mistaken a chick that gave birth a week before for a fatty
16 Jan 2009, 07:28 PM
Othello Harrington

Or he just plain has a small meat wagon.
16 Jan 2009, 07:53 PM
Bojack

Quote:

Originally Posted by YellerDog

Nevada!

Does she actually live in Nevada or can she just put out in Nevada and have the deed legal?
16 Jan 2009, 08:59 PM
Frogacuda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojack

Does she actually live in Nevada or can she just put out in Nevada and have the deed legal?

It's being done through the Bunny Ranch. She'll be licensed and legal to work there.
16 Jan 2009, 09:07 PM
Bojack

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

It's being done through the Bunny Ranch. She'll be licensed and legal to work there.

Ah, the story linked to on the first post left that part out.
16 Jan 2009, 09:15 PM
icarusfall

Is this girl Jewish? She seems Jewish to me.
17 Jan 2009, 03:13 AM
Cowutopia

Some safardic jewish girls smell weird.
18 Jan 2009, 03:21 AM
kedawa

I wonder if someone bought her virginity, and then just decided to keep it intact, if she would eventually buy it back so she can have sex.
If she held out for a couple of years and spent some of the money, they could offer to sell it back to her for twenty thousand blowjobs or something.
18 Jan 2009, 02:59 PM
Drewbacca

THAT is an epic idea. You are a thinking man.
18 Jan 2009, 11:16 PM
innova

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Originally Posted by kedawa

I wonder if someone bought her virginity, and then just decided to keep it intact, if she would eventually buy it back so she can have sex.
If she held out for a couple of years and spent some of the money, they could offer to sell it back to her for twenty thousand blowjobs or something.

If she is smart she put a clause in it stating the buyer had X amount of days to stick it in her. If he was smart he would stick it in her fart box, technically she would still be a virgin.
19 Jan 2009, 12:46 PM
prosciutto

I'd fuck her in a second. Would'nt pay a dime for it though

Also how does one verify if the girls a virgin? I've fucked 2 virgins that did not bleed.
19 Jan 2009, 02:26 PM
kingoffighters

They weren't virgins. :D
19 Jan 2009, 03:50 PM
Drewbacca

Put two bloody mary's before the woman. One alcoholic, one virgin.
19 Jan 2009, 04:51 PM
Nomi

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

They weren't virgins. :D

Of course they could have been.
19 Jan 2009, 04:58 PM
Seik

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

I wonder if someone bought her virginity, and then just decided to keep it intact, if she would eventually buy it back so she can have sex.
If she held out for a couple of years and spent some of the money, they could offer to sell it back to her for twenty thousand blowjobs or something.

This is one of the best ideas I've ever read on TNL.
19 Jan 2009, 08:09 PM
animegirl

Now my shit has been used, but I still have the spine card, how much can I get?
19 Jan 2009, 09:02 PM
JM

I'll trade you for your choice of 4 super famicom games.
19 Jan 2009, 09:03 PM
Chux

So she was on the local morning show last week. She's had anal, oral, etc, but never finished the deed in her pink business.
19 Jan 2009, 09:04 PM
Frogacuda

never finished? So does that mean pulling out somehow preserves your virginity?
19 Jan 2009, 09:29 PM
Doc Holliday

Fuck that 22 year old twat! How much you think this broad will get??

Quote:

A 107-year-old virgin has finally decided to get married and settle down with a younger man mainly because she can't find anyone older than her.
Wang Guiying is on the look-out for a fellow centenarian although she accepts that he'll probably be a youngster in his late 90s or early 100s.

So the hunt is on through old people's homes in the Chinese city of Chongqin for a suitable groom for the spritely spinster.

But she agrees he'll need to be in good health and be able to look after her like any other husband.
Miss Guiying decided to look for a mate because she was worried she was becoming a burden to her nieces and nephews - the youngest is 60.

'My problem is that I can't get about like I used to,' Miss Guiying said.

'I broke my leg when I was 102 and I had to stop doing the chores like washing my clothes.

'I'm 107 and I'm still not married. What will happen if I don't hurry up and find a husband?'

source
19 Jan 2009, 11:50 PM
bbobb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chux

So she was on the local morning show last week. She's had anal, oral, etc, but never finished the deed in her pink business.

Yeah, if you've had anal you aren't a fucking virgin.
20 Jan 2009, 03:20 AM
Anthony

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbobb

Yeah, if you've had anal you aren't a fucking virgin.

I am holding off on the knowing from experiance joke here.
20 Jan 2009, 04:16 AM
bbobb

Well you were the one who took it from me.
20 Jan 2009, 06:16 AM
Jetman

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

I wonder if someone bought her virginity, and then just decided to keep it intact, if she would eventually buy it back so she can have sex.
If she held out for a couple of years and spent some of the money, they could offer to sell it back to her for twenty thousand blowjobs or something.

:lol:
20 Jan 2009, 12:14 PM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogacuda

never finished? So does that mean pulling out somehow preserves your virginity?

I was misunderstood. She's done everything but had her pink taco filled with a hot beef injection.

It's a shocker that she's 69'd and not fingerbanged.
20 Jan 2009, 12:24 PM
animegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM

I'll trade you for your choice of 4 super famicom games.

Throw in a copy of Rakaguki Showtime and we have a deal. You have to buy your own plane ticket to Texas though.
20 Jan 2009, 03:13 PM
Frogacuda

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Throw in a copy of Rakaguki Showtime and we have a deal.

These are the words of a classy lady, JM. Take the deal.
20 Jan 2009, 09:15 PM
JM

Too right. Sucks that I don't have Rakugaki. I'm almost in driving distance too. =(
21 Jan 2009, 03:14 AM
Doc Holliday

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chux

Steph has seen this chick on Tyra. They're doing it at the bunny ranch and I believe they get about 50% of the proceeds.
21 Jan 2009, 03:29 AM
Shooting Love

wow, seeing her on video, she really is gross.
21 Jan 2009, 03:38 AM
Doc Holliday

WTBALLOONS! Baldwin intercepts! This is retarded.
21 Jan 2009, 06:41 AM
Jetman

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

lol at the 1:58 mark.I bet if these ugly ass women werent on camera they'd have been raising their hands. And lol at the one guy holding his hand up.
21 Jan 2009, 07:32 PM
Brisco Bold

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooting Love

wow, seeing her on video, she really is gross.

I was about to say. She isn't all that attractive.
21 Jan 2009, 07:37 PM
Advocate

she's still cute to me. I have a thing for noses.

also: Nice boobers.
21 Jan 2009, 07:53 PM
Brisco Bold

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advocate

I have a thing for noses.

Just not hers.
22 Jan 2009, 06:25 AM
AaronChance

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advocate

she's still cute to me. I have a thing for noses.

What, by the pound?

Seriously, I have low standards, but she's pretty meh at best.
22 Jan 2009, 08:52 AM
Drewbacca

The sister is fucking hot. I bet you she's kicking herself for sleeping with Jimmy behind the bleachers at homecoming.
22 Jan 2009, 06:36 PM
Bojack

Maybe since this is getting so much press and side stepping legality issues that many teens will hang on to their virginity to try and sway desperate millionaires into their pants? Sucks for current teenage dudes if this happens.
22 Jan 2009, 06:55 PM
Tones

Yeah, I bet there's a real market for virginity takers. I'm not talking about with girls who take the cucumbers from the crisping drawer when mommy and daddy are asleep, I'm talking about honest to God "ow this hurts" and "is this blood?!" VICTORY virginity takers.
22 Jan 2009, 08:01 PM
Bojack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tones

Yeah, I bet there's a real market for virginity takers. I'm not talking about with girls who take the cucumbers from the crisping drawer when mommy and daddy are asleep, I'm talking about honest to God "ow this hurts" and "is this blood?!" VICTORY virginity takers.

Well if this debateably attractive girl can score 3 mil + then imagine what truly hot and possibly foreign virgin babes can score?
22 Jan 2009, 08:02 PM
Some Stupid Japanese Name

A trip in the back of the boat to the mainland.
15 Feb 2009, 12:35 AM
AstroBlue

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Originally Posted by animegirl

Throw in a copy of Rakaguki Showtime and we have a deal. You have to buy your own plane ticket to Texas though.

Hi2u!
15 Feb 2009, 01:13 AM
Eight One

Quote:

Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix

Seriously? She looka like a man. A man with really great boobs. And an awesome wig.

Well...there is a huge tranny presence in the Hillcrest area of SD.

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