Hipster: The Dead End Of Western Civilization

Is wEEman33 in the TNL Legends? If not, he should be. Who else is this persistently unique? He's like the Emperor from Emperor's New Clothes marching face first through an ice storm.

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Originally Posted by wEEman33

Most people wear clothes because they simply like them.

In contrast, hipsters wear clothes that they think will make other people like them.

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I didn't know all women were hipsters!

I gave you a warning to SHUT UP ABOUT THIS SHIT.

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Originally Posted by wEEman33

Hipster bands borrow their instrumentation from originators and assemble it in a generic, cookie-cutter package, with the artistic content typically being removed from the equation.

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Um, dude, in every genre of whatever music, video games, fast food, TNL posters, whatever your category, you're going to see a few stellar innovators, some good stuff, and a whole lot of shit.
This is nothing new.

Hey wEEman, I have a question. If you eat at the Hard Rock Cafe, does that make you a hipster?

For some reason spelling poser with the u, "poseur", makes you look like a faggot. Or poser. In fact when I was in high school, most people just used poser and faggot interchangeably, which didn't make much sense.

Edit: And this is coming from someone who is all about the french.

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

Hey wEEman, I have a question. If you eat at the Hard Rock Cafe, does that make you a hipster?

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What if you serve there?

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Originally Posted by wEEman33

Hipster bands borrow their instrumentation from originators and assemble it in a generic, cookie-cutter package

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Ah, so talent doesn't count if you aren't innovating the instrumentation! I always thought those losers at the London symphony were a bunch of lame hipsters.

Dude who made my pizza at lunch today put the crust on the bottom and the cheese on top, totally aping the pizzas that came before him. I called him a dirty hipster and turned my slice upside-down on the counter so I could eat it with some integrity.

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

Dude who made my pizza at lunch today put the crust on the bottom and the cheese on top, totally aping the pizzas that came before him. I called him a dirty hipster and turned my slice upside-down on the counter so I could eat it with some integrity.

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Or you could fold it and then fry it.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

Or you could fold it and then fry it.

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I'll have to do that tomorrow so I'm not aping pizzas upside-down on the counter. I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do the day after that. Maybe instead of eating it I'll shove the pizza up my ass. For my integrity.