GUYS SERIOUSLY
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GUYS SERIOUSLY
This would be one of those times when it would have been better if Romney won.
Just so we could see the waiter-leaked-footage of Romney's dinner with Assad where he states "you can gas the rebels, I mean it's not like they're going to vote you anyway?"
maybe we should stop giving other countries red lines?
Why exactly are you disappointed? Because we didn't follow through on a reckless threat with reckless action? Because Obama/America/we were somehow emasculated by another country's success?
You were quick to criticize Obama for overvaluing symbolism, but you're doing exactly that with this ultramasculine Putin showed 'im up talk.
First, I in no way am saying Obama is a terrible dad. His kids seem to be well adjusted and have good behavior.
BUT His leadership qualities are like the Bad Parent who wants to be "friends" with their child. So, he makes red lines and veiled threats, but everyone knows if you cross that redline. Nothing will happen. So, what if I'm not supposed to be out past 10pm. What's dad gonna do? Put me in Timeout? Punish me and keep me in my room? Ohhh but I can still use my smartphone, computer, and TV? OKAY!
What he should have done is if he's going to make this RedLine. He should have pre-planned this. Hey if Syria ever does cross the redline. Will you pass a resolution to use force and knock out the chemical storage faculties?
Yet, what he seems like is he making shit up as he goes.
Obama: THEY CROSSED THE RED LINE! SEND IN THE HOUNDS!
Everyone: We don't want to go to war.
Obama: They crossed the line. But okay ... let me keep the ships stationed off the coast, while I consult Congress. HEY SYRIA FEAR THE SHIPS!
Russia: What if we talk to them?
Obama: uh ... REALLY? You can do this?
Russia: Yup.
Everyone: Why didn't you think of this first, Obama?
Obama: .... HerpaDerp?
Are you guys seriously upset that you aren't killing Syrians right now?
You have no idea how badly we're dying for the next season of CNN's Green Nighttime Explosion Hour over hurr.