I'd make you clean out the latrines.
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I'd make you clean out the latrines.
So the Obamas vacationed in the Bar Harbor area and went to one of my favorite ice cream places that's got a branch down the street from me. Needless to say, they're pretty happy about this, and have even marked which flavor Michelle and Barack chose. Nothing to complain about there, it's a small place and they can use the publicity. HOWEVER!
Coconut? Really? One of the most vile substances on earth? I mean sure, he's Hawaiian-Kenyan, so it makes sense in a way, but Ew! Pah! Ptooie!
Ick.
James
James doesn't like coconuts.
Coconuts are fine, they're palm tree testicles. Coconut as this nasty shredded horrible thing that turns delicious desert foods into inedible horrors is something else entirely.
James
You're probably the only one who thinks this. Sure, some people don't care for coconuts, but I doubt anyone considers it "one of the most vile substances on Earth." So just accept the fact that you're a weirdo.Quote:
Originally Posted by James
if it was really that vile they would not sell chocolate bars stuffed with it.
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then
Coconut is awesome. What's wrong with James?
Someone should update the wiki.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
I don't really like shredded coconut on desserts but fuck you if you're gonna act like coconut milk isn't fucking fantastic to drink and/or cook with.