Secondly, who's going to be in charge of these better background checks? How will it be administered? Will it be like the DMV where I can get a license plate for a fucking DUKW if I go to enough places?
Is it going to result in some annoying bullshit ran by over paid idiots that barely know their ass from a hole in the ground? Am I going to have to rely on Big Betty Bitch ass to take the chips out of her mouth long enough to do my paperwork? Maybe go months without my stuff because she is lazy, and/or stupid?

