Dick Pill Peddler Goes to Prison (Infomercial Dramarama)

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As reported on this blog back in September 2007, the FDA, FTC and FCC have irresponsibly allowed nutritional supplement companies to flood the primetime TV airwaves with potentially harmful products.

One of these, Enzyte, the male-enhancement product/brainchild of CEO Steve Warshak and Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, recently went down hard. In August, Warshak was sentenced to 25 years in prison with a $500 million fine, after being convicted on 93 counts of conspiracy, fraud and money laundering. Now, the company has been sold, pending a judge’s OK.

Customers were preyed upon for their sexual inadequecies and given the bait, a free 30 day supply, only to be continually billed for monthly orders, with company policy to make it “hard to cancel or get a refund.”

On top of that, John Larson, the actor who portrays “Smilin’ Bob” has been reported missing and presumed dead since last June 12, after a boating accident near the Caribbean Island of Martinique. At the time, Berkeley was considering changing Enzyte’s name and replacing Smilin’ Bob…

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lol


In other infomercial news: ShamWow Vince

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On top of that, John Larson, the actor who portrays “Smilin’ Bob” has been reported missing and presumed dead since last June 12, after a boating accident near the Caribbean Island of Martinique. At the time, Berkeley was considering changing Enzyte’s name and replacing Smilin’ Bob…

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HOLY SHIT. This is amazing.

How funny...Ive been noticing even more lately how commercials for these pills are all over the place and there are like 19 different variations on the same thing. Even funnier is that the lingo these commercials use, "increases size on that special area on a man."

I want a ShamWow now.

KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, VINCE.

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Originally Posted by Mezz

Even funnier is that the lingo these commercials use, "increases size on that special area on a man."

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I know. These pills fulfill their advertising promise if they make you fat. The pill company would be all like "what, what part of a man did you think we were talking about? What? That? You sick pervert.".


I can't believe Smilin' Bob died at the hands of a powerful underworld dick-pill juggernaut. Somebody secure those movie rights.

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Originally Posted by Mezz

Even funnier is that the lingo these commercials use, "increases size on that special area on a man."

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Holy shit, Vince rules...fyi I have the shamwow and they work pretty well, up until your wife puts them in the dryer...

That bit of news article is the best bit of news article I've ever read.

Also, when I clicked on this I thought "Who is Dick Peddler?"

Answer: My mother

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Originally Posted by innova

Holy shit, Vince rules...fyi I have the shamwow and they work pretty well, up until your wife puts them in the dryer...

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What happens then?

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

What happens then?

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Gremlins.

LOL

imo the shamwow vince story deserves top billing in this post

I'm tempted to buy one now.

They say it's not in stores, but Walgreen's has them.

I hear they're good cuz the Germans make them, and they always make good stuff.

i want a slapchop! Time to go to my wish list.

That video made me want to kill young children, for some reason.

Sigh.....Where is Ron Popeil when the world really needs him?

I have Shamwow. If you don't you're throwing your money away IMO.

I really have them, seriously. They soak up everything

Semen?

anal seepage

the funny thing about this video is that it sometimes sounds like hitting the jab button in SFII realy fast.

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Originally Posted by stormy

I really have them, seriously. They soak up everything

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But putting them in the dryer fucks them up?

The ShamWow vince thing really is awesome.

Shamwow Vince involved in hooker fracas.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...92sham1awm.jpg

LOL Stop having a boring life! Start beating up hookers!

I guess Billy Mays will be happy:

Pretty awesome.

Did she punch his jaw crooked?

She apparantly bit his tongue. Also: I had no idea he was 40+

Holy TV makeup.

That hooker fucked him up.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Pretty awesome.

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Respect for Bill Mays +.... well I guess now I have some respect for Bill Mays.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwo...lleged-victim/

clearly she's not german, vince beat the hell out of her invalidating any theory that she is well made

edit: she also didn't love his nuts

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Originally Posted by TODE

But putting them in the dryer fucks them up?

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Yeah they work great, until you put them in the dryer. Just ask my women, even though she read the instructions which clearly state do not put in dryer.:bang:

Vince rulez! wonder why she bit his tongue though....

Perhaps because she is a crazy whore?

That's as good a reason as any.

Oh how I wish there was video of this guy pounding on a whore while she's got him by the tongue...