F*** My Life

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML

lol gold

I'm playing Pokemon Platinum tonight, bitches. Gotta catch 'em all.



I really am.

I was thinking about getting ahold of that And then declining my fiance's advances.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I'm playing Pokemon Platinum tonight, bitches. Gotta catch 'em all.



I really am.

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At least you are not paying for it.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I'm playing Pokemon Platinum tonight, bitches. Gotta catch 'em all.



I really am.

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Hell Yeah!

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML.

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Well white women don't have any hips so strapless wedding gown would slide right off.

That's the biggest fallacy I've ever read on these boards, you stupid platano.