F*** My Life

WTF is a platano?

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

That's the biggest fallacy I've ever read on these boards, you stupid platano.

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No me joda tu sabe que es verda. La hispana son la mejores. Las gringa chata no sirven pa na.

Except mexican women. The only sexy mexican women are on TV.

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Originally Posted by Netwurked

WTF is a platano?

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A plantain, one of the main foods of the Dominican Republic. It's sometimes used as an insult since dominicans are really the only hispanics that eat them so much.

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Originally Posted by Netwurked

WTF is a platano?

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A fried plantain. In this case, it's probably slang for Puerto Rican.

edit: I was close.

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Originally Posted by Anal Kaboom

Except mexican women. The only sexy mexican women are on TV.

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On Estudio Dos.

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Originally Posted by Anal Kaboom

No me joda tu sabe que es verda. La hispana son la mejores. Las gringa chata no sirven pa na.

Except mexican women. The only sexy mexican women are on TV.



A plantain, one of the main foods of the Dominican Republic. It's sometimes used as an insult since dominicans are really the only hispanics that eat them so much.

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

A fried plantain. In this case, it's probably slang for Puerto Rican.

edit: I was close.

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Dirty Mexicans?

Yet another redundant term. All Mexicans are dirty, there are no clean ones.

You are correct fine Sir.

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I told my boyfriend not to tell anyone, because I know how boys are. He promises he won't tell. The next day, he wore a shirt saying "Rebecca was Here" with an arrow pointing down. FML

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Not sure what I think about this one:

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Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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I bought a blackberry storm yesterday. Today, I go to make a call and notice the thing is frozen. While fiddling with the back to get the battery out I drop it and crack the screen.
Fuck my life.
While I was typing this out, the phone reset itself. Fuck my life for real.