similar but different.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
(250): She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
(910): wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
(910): IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
(352): I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
(352): Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850): I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
(641): are you wasted or are you getting laid?
(515): ebdebdebdebd
(641): wow
(319): umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
(1-319): put a dollar in it?
(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
