Double Contest: Vote in Face-off 2009 and Enter to Win

The Face-off 2009: Glasses/COTC thread didn't get a lot of respect, but it did leave us with three memorable images. I'm going to tweak the rules a little and eliminate the part about submitting additional pictures, so here are your finalists.

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Calliander

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Chux

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NGEFreek

As always in these Face-offs, the winner will receive a $75 Amazon gift card and the only real guidelines are:

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The faces will be likely judged on some combination of overall impact, humor, originality, unpleasantness, intensity, and how much universal truth they contain.

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And even those are fast and loose. Just vote for what you like.

Everyone who votes in this thread who has been a member for at least thirty days and has at least twenty-five posts will be entered into a contest for a $15 gift card, also from Amazon. Voting ends at 1:00 AM Eastern on Saturday, March 28.

The Next Level reserves the right to change any aspect of this contest at any time.

God, seeing my picture up there with NGE's is... humbling. I am shocked and awed.

He voted for himself lols.

I voted for you, my irl friend chux.

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Originally Posted by Chux

He voted for himself lols.

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That's cuz his is the best :lol:
But you are a close second, you just can't top that feral attack on the cotc.

Poor Calliander. He had two of my favorite face-offs in the original, but he's being run over by the COTC truck this time around.

Yeah, I totally voted for NGE. Most of the time there is a place for competitiveness. This contest is a rare example of when you say, "Shit, man, you won."

EDIT: It's cool, Nick. I'll get the next Face Off. Don't you worry.

Your Beavis one was brilliant, so don't feel bad at all.

See, I always refer to that one as my Grinch picture. But I think Beavis fits.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

God, seeing my picture up there with NGE's is... humbling. I am shocked and awed.

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Remember

It's not the size of the cob but the flavor of the niblet.

Those Green Giant niblets are the shit. And I get them 25 cans for $8.00, and not even at Costco.

I still love you Cal, and your tremendous fear in the face of the Green Giant's Niblets is awesome.

Big ups for being one of the few, the proud, the FO:G/COTC reserves.

NGE brought the big guns. For real.

Might we refer to his entry as 'The Business'?

Excellent descriptive.

TNL does some stupid shit.

Off da hook!

I gotta tip my hat to NGE, it's a great combination of fear, loathing, unstable and the Dudley Boys. Chux shows a shocking resemblance to that weird Tim and Eric show on Adult Swim. And that bothers me.

This is the first time I've logged onto TNL in like, 2 years.

I DID IT JUST FOR CHARLES <33333

No offense to NGE, and I voted for him. But he should use that $75 to buy a Man Groomer and shave his shoulder hair.

LOL it's true.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1237787504

Hey, Chewy's sexy.

I actually came pretty close to going with Calliander on this one, but the missing tooth on NGE threw it over the edge of amazing.

Chux is a COTC monster.

i thought you wrote "cock monster" :lol:

Both apply.

I can confirm the second.

Wow. Shit just got real gay, real quick.

Congratulations to NGEFreek for his corn-fueled domination of the Face-off ($75) and to Hubbitron for being selected in our random drawing ($15). I will provide each of you with your Amazon codes via PM.

Thanks for participating everyone, though this did get off to a real slow start. I will be announcing another contest in a matter of hours that will require creativity of a different sort.

Please let it be a tentacle rape art contest.

PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ.