Doing your business in public

this scenario is assuming the restroom is empty when i arrive, and is equipped with multiple stalls and urinals

everytime i have to breakdown and take a dump in a public place, i always pick an alternating stall (if occupied) or choose the one on the end, so the next guy can pick the one on the other end or one removed.

and everytime when the entire place is empty and i pick the one on the end, some douchebag walks in to the otherwise empty row and starts their business.

now i can understand this in some occasions, depending on the number of stalls, or the severity of the blowout.
but now we come to my actual "pee"ve... when these douchebags pick the adjacent stall and only take a leak

go use a fucking urinal. the entire place is empty including urinals, why choose the stall next to where im trying to drop my bombs.

it happens without fail. i must have signs on my shoes that say come whizz next to me


should i just eat my craw since technically its a public place?
anyone else notice this type of behavior?
do you give people space when possible?
anyone else have public restroom quirks, or things that bother them?

it's a broad reaching topic, so feel free to discuss anything having to do with public restroom facilities/usage

I spend as little time as possible in public bathrooms. So I don't give a shit what other people are doing as long as they are not showing me their wang.

I will never understand the people who ignore an open urinal and instead walk into a stall and piss into it without even bothering to close the door.

Less splashback.

I pretty much follow your rules except if I have to drown the Cosby's I will do it anywhere. When I have to poo I poo and don't care who it's next to. When going #1 I avoid the stalls and use the emptiest urinal and turn slightly sideways depending where the other patrons are at.

I shit my pants at a hot dog joint when I was 15 because my buddy made me laugh to hard. I took off my undies and threw them on the mirror in the bathroom. That must of sucked to clean up.

Good topic.

I hate it when I'm pissing at a urinal and the guy next to me is pissing in a urinal, but the restroom isn't equipped with wooden dividers between the urinals. Sometimes I get a little bit of his second hand spray on my hand, and a simple wooden divider between urinals would eliminate this problem. I usually get really pissed when I walk into a nice restaraunt washroom and they don't have dividers between urinals. I mean, I'm paying $25 a plate for a meal and this place couldn't afford a $1 piece of particle board to use as a divider between urinals? C'mon, really?

As for the pooping/stall choosing problem, I have the same issue as you DNG. I try to avoid public pooping whenever possible, and I'll actually go out of my way to poop at home. But when I absolutely have to poop in a public washroom, I have one rule: I do it as fast as I possibly can. And when someone inevitably chooses to piss in the stall next to me, I usually just stick by that rule and keep at it, but I make sure to never leave the stall while someone else is still in the washroom. I don't mind being the anonymous loud shitter, but I don't want the washroom patrons to be able to put a face with my shitting.

What I think is worse than someone pissing in the stall next to you while you're shitting, is if someone else chooses to shit in that stall next to you while you're shitting too. And there's no one else in the washroom. It's completely silent, except for you and the guy in the stall next to you shitting. You're essentially sitting less than 2 feet from another man shitting. Yeah, there's a thin piece of aluminum separating you two, but that never brings me comfort when I can hear and smell each of his turds dropping in the toilet.

Oh man, I could talk about this washroom etiquette shit all day.

I piss in stalls whenever possible.

I will endure a fair amount of pain and discomfort to avoid shitting in a public toilet.

seik, if i have to do it in public, same here with the speed, i shit, wipe and am out of there

also, i always put down TP on the public commode, no way will i touch my bare ass to that porcelain

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Originally Posted by Netwurked

I shit my pants at a hot dog joint when I was 15 because my buddy made me laugh to hard. I took off my undies and threw them on the mirror in the bathroom. That must of sucked to clean up.

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I just remember the time that I was using the sink in the bathroom at my old job and this guy Neil from the training department came running in, said "hi," and shot right into a stall. I heard a jumble of keys as his pants hit the floor, and two seconds later PPPHHHOOOOOTTTHSHSHSHHHHHHH *PLOPPLOPPLOP* SPLASH SPLASH *PLOPPLOP* while he was almost screaming "OOOHHHHHHHGGHHHHHH!!"

I was all like, woah, and got my ass out of there.