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Originally Posted by kingoffighters
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
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Originally Posted by Yoshi
I get guys that want to make small talk while I'm pissing.
Just wipe the seat off and take a shit.
Grow up.
I try not to shit anywhere but home, but I've found when I'm at a place like school, where I have to be there for 8+ hours a day, I seek out the small bathrooms in the corners of the less populated buildings. They're usually cleaner, and are sometimes single stalled (which is nice, cause no one can invade your space that way)
Public restrooms are a godsend, provided there is more than one stall and more than one urinal. Be it the case there is only one of each, I get nervous because I have to lock to door and hope no one else has to go for the next 15 minutes. That being said, if I walk into a place with more than one and one is already occupied, I make an effort to not poop next door to someone else. I was at court this morning and had a monster brewing and when I walked in and saw one of the two stalls was occupied, I politely acted like I had accidentally walked into the women's bathroom and backed out. As soon as John Q Shit Before Me walked out, I went in and destroyed that bathroom.
That being said, if I'm dropping the Cosbys off at the pool and someone comes in to take a piss next to me, I don't tend to care, unless I'm feeling especially self conscious and know that every push will result in a loud and smelly expulsion. Then I just start talking to myself to pretend I'm insane.
I love shitting in public restrooms that aren't totally gross. If I walk in and someone else is dropping their kids off at the pool I walk right over and plop down on the stall next to them. No one is going to one up me in a shit-off and fuck them if they don't want to compete.
You are DNG's worst nightmare.