Follow these rules at all times:
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Follow these rules at all times:
Oh no one of the other ladies might hear my delicate turds popping out.
You guys are pathetic. I'll shit anywhere at any time and fuck anyone who gets in the way.
That's hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Back that statement up by shitting ON the dinner table at this year's Thanksgiving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
True shitting story: I was on the road a few weeks ago in Northern Kentucky, not by choice but by vocation, and had to drop a mega serious shit-bomb and was over an hour from my hotel. So I had my colleague stop at a gas station along 75 and ran in full throttle only to find the bathroom occupied. After banging on the door for about 5 minutes this cute little asian girl came out, gave me the evil eye and literally RAN out of the store. I found this weird but was really needed to shit so I proceeded to open the door of the bathroom to find shit literally EVERYWHERE, on the sink, on the walls, all over the toilet, on the doorknob, etc.
It was the fucking worst bathroom i have ever seen outside of 25 cent pitcher night at ol' Theo's in Ypsilanti. In addition to said shit, it smelled of death and the attendant whom strolls over, looks at me and is like "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?" to which I answer "Oh bullshit, this wasn't me, it was that little chick who ran by me" to which he answers "Uh, sure man, well I need to charge you a clean up fee of 25 dollars cash for this" and holds out his hand. I look down at hillbilly Jim's hand, stare him in the eye, and proceed to laugh at him and his job. He then tells me to get the fuck out of there or he's calling the cops, so as I'm walking out, I hear him call the cops and start rattling off the description of my car. Never got pulled over, but the moral of the story is don't trust asians.
I don't give a damn about anyone hearing my anal emissions. I just don't enjoy sitting on piss stains/ball sweat/skid marks. If you do, that's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Josh actually consumes ball sweat to survive, he's a gay emo vampire.
You're scared of "piss stains, skid marks & ball sweat".
or
You're scared of dudes beside you hearing your monster dump.
Either way, you're a pussy.
No, but you strike me as a hygiene-impaired faggot.
I give people space in any public place, whether it's a bathroom, a bus, a waiting room, or whatever.
I do find it weird when guys use a stall when the urinals are free, and it's a pretty obnoxious when they splash piss on the seat. I'm not really sure what they're afraid of.
I don't even pee standing up in my own toilet. At my height, the splash back just makes a mess of the bottom of the toilet seat, and besides, I'd prefer to keep my options open just in case.