Doing your business in public

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23 Mar 2009, 06:11 PM
FirstBlood

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

No, but you strike me as a hygiene-impaired faggot.

sorry that I don't wipe with wet-ones, my pretty pretty princess.
23 Mar 2009, 06:12 PM
Dolemite

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Originally Posted by kedawa

I do find it weird when guys use a stall when the urinals are free, and it's a pretty obnoxious when they splash piss on the seat.

When I piss in a stall I make a point of splashing the seat. It's becasue of assholes like me that I don't want to shit in public restrooms.

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Originally Posted by FirstBlood

sorry that I don't wipe with wet-ones, my pretty pretty princess.

Stinky, shitflake-encrusted asshole confirmed. Someone must not have to worry about girls wanting to go down on them...you're lucky you don't have to carry that bruden. It's tough.

BTW, I do indeed use wipes (when I'm home...I don't carry them with me). I like to be clean after pushing out a turd. If you think you're getting it all using wads of dry paper, you're kidding yourself.
23 Mar 2009, 06:19 PM
kedawa

Nobody wants to shit in public restrooms. It's just nice to have the option when you've got a logjam building up.
23 Mar 2009, 06:20 PM
Dolemite

Hey, I never said I NEVER shit in public restrooms. I just avoid it when I can. But sometimes you gotta fire off a missle and mission control can't delay the launch any longer.
23 Mar 2009, 06:26 PM
jyoung

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Originally Posted by icarusfall

Just wipe the seat off and take a shit.

Grow up.

This.
23 Mar 2009, 06:32 PM
Cowutopia

LOL knee deep in butt pudding.
23 Mar 2009, 06:45 PM
Pineapple

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Originally Posted by kedawa

Nobody wants to shit in public restrooms. It's just nice to have the option when you've got a logjam building up.

No, I really honestly enjoy it. I only wipe down the seat if I see piss, if not, I'm plopin' down on that bad boy and dropping my turds.
23 Mar 2009, 07:08 PM
DumpTruck

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Originally Posted by Timber

I love shitting in public restrooms that aren't totally gross. If I walk in and someone else is dropping their kids off at the pool I walk right over and plop down on the stall next to them. No one is going to one up me in a shit-off and fuck them if they don't want to compete.

this is so true, this dude has to shit at like every damn place we go to
23 Mar 2009, 08:13 PM
Pineapple

Oh we are going to have fun in Ohio, Timber you must be my guide for where the good shitters are.
23 Mar 2009, 08:24 PM
Razor Ramon

I just like my own toilet.

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