Coolest Coffee Ever!

Wow is this funny. Anyone ever hear of this?

From the website that's hawking it:

"Wake The F' Up Coffee is the coffee that keeps you alert for when you're working or studying late. This coffee makes a seriously strong cup of Joe. It will put some stride in your step and some lead in your pencil, not to mention, that you will probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake up and live! Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You will not perspire you will percolate. This is clearly a better option than the Caffeine IV Drip."

Never heard of it, it is mildly droll at best.

Is this from the same people who made Ass in Hell hot sauce, or Try My Nuts brand nuts?

Or Dirty Dicks brand crabs?

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

Never heard of it, it is mildly droll at best.

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It's fucking coffee, Mr. Grumpy Pants.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

Is this from the same people who made Ass in Hell hot sauce, or Try My Nuts brand nuts?

Or Dirty Dicks brand crabs?

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Wsup Outer Banks staples.

The Outer Banks are rampant with retard names like that all spawning from Dirty Dicks.

My family used to own the oldest cottage in the Outer Banks that was made from fucking shipwrecked boats before they fucking sold it and it burnt down.

Still, because of this, I have a bookshelf in my room that comes from a derelict ship.

I didn't know pirates read books.

What's a pirate's favorite place to eat?













































ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBY'S

http://www.ravensbrew.com/images/3ppgLg.jpg

Way cooler. And the coffee is amazing.

Direct me where I can purchase Three Peckered Billy Goat coffee, please.