Daggone Goose

I, personally, enjoy encounters with beavers.

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dripping wet shoes because of the cunts

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

I, personally, enjoy encounters with beavers.

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especially the wet ones!

Seriously, if I managed to grab that thing by the neck, I'd either kick it in the head or smash it on something until it died. Fuck animals that are attacking me or my dog.

It's a fucking goose.

How much mortal danger could either of you be in?

A papillon could have taken that thing down if it wasn't as restrained as Gabby The Good Girl.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

No one is scared of geese. I mean, like, in a mortally threatened kind of way, anyway. They're just nasty and persistent when they get going. Swans are usually bigger, though, so they do much more damage. A swans beak slapping closed sounded like someone snapping a leather belt together.

Beavers are very aggressive, too. And their bites can pierce bone with ease. I've never had much encounters with beavers except flooding in the creeks that caused plenty of dripping wet shoes because of the cunts and their dams clogging everything up.

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I think it was actually a swan that attacked my mom and not a goose.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

No one is scared of geese. I mean, like, in a mortally threatened kind of way, anyway. They're just nasty and persistent when they get going. Swans are usually bigger, though, so they do much more damage. A swans beak slapping closed sounded like someone snapping a leather belt together.

Beavers are very aggressive, too. And their bites can pierce bone with ease. I've never had much encounters with beavers except flooding in the creeks that caused plenty of dripping wet shoes because of the cunts and their dams clogging everything up.

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I didn't mean mortally threatened, I meant they won't get out of the car if they are around or won't walk past them, especially if they are several of them and they are hissing.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

I think it was actually a swan that attacked my mom and not a goose.

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Not a beaver, then?