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Wow, that was not what I expected.
That thing was fucking homicidal.
1) I don't know why that guy didn't break that goose's neck.
2) my dog would have fucking killed that goose.
LOL
I wanted him to punch it in its stupid face so bad.
What the fuck did Yoshi do to that poor goose to make it so angry?
Goosed it!
Meanwhile:
I was kind of hoping for a final scene with a beautifully roasted bird on a dinner table with all the fixings.
Canadian Geese are so fucking evil and fucking annoying.
Also: The high pitch honk of the Geese usually scares dogs.
DAGGONE GOOSE, GIT
Dude was hardcore in wrestling with that goose while filming it.
fucking WOW!
that dog is a total pussy! and if I was that dude I would've ended up strangling that damn thing after like the 2nd time I threw it. STRIKE THREE MOTHER FUCKER!!
GIT OFF MAH DAWG now in HD
GOOD GURL GABBEY
lol is there progressively more birdshit all over the boat as this thing goes on?
I want to see 'Doggone Goose! the sequel' where the lovable redneck is at sleep at home, the goose starts pecking on the window, then comes crashing through - followed by ten minutes of "GIT, You crazy bird" and our hero throwing it out the window over and over again.
I wonder what he did to piss it off? Steal or kill one of its young?
That goose is hard as nails.
it was probably just being territorialQuote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
I think the best part is when he chases after the boat like fucking Robert Patrick
The boat had been tied-up at a dock, and the goose had made its nest in the boat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Have you ever tried to ring a goose neck? It's not as easy as it seems when you have both hands to use, let alone being retarded and filming the whole time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
I think my favorite line is "Gawd almighty! Crazy ass goose!"
Don't talk shit about Gabby, she's a good girl =[
He really does sound like Yoshi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
That is a damned good dog, you must admit. Lot of restraint.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
A good dog would have put a quick snafu on the likes of that daggone goose. My dogs are sleeping right now. No doubt having pleasant dreams of a goose so cavalier as to get that close on purpose.
A good dog is the one that doesn't do everything it wants to.
Yeah, I actually concur, that's a damned good well behaved dog.
And geese are fucking mean.
That dog's a pussy-whipped bitch.
Also: the last minute or so reminds me of the boat scene in 28 Weeks Later, as seen in a comic light here.
I liked that dog. Fuckin' goose god almighty be messin' wit mah gril and made meh not hungray for mah grits. gonna eat taterz instud
Now just what the fuck is wrong with grits?
I want it to waste the goose so it's all good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Daggone Goose was askin' for it IMO
My mom got attacked by a goose a few years ago and it kicked the shit out of her. She grabbed it's neck and it started flapping her wings and she had bruises all over her body. It was pretty crazy.
Poor Gabby. All she was doing was being a good girl, then this goose comes a-walkin' in wanting blood.
Daggone goose.
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! It's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wait for you! He'll reach down her throat and tear her fuckin' heart out!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
Liquid Metal Goose sounds like a Metal Gear boss or something.
Swans are much, much worse than geese. I have had combat experiences with both of them. Odd to see a goose by itself, though. Usually they roam in pairs.
Yeah, geese are fucking evil. When I was younger I was attacked several times by a goose, until one of my friends got his dog to kill the bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
For some reason almost everyone I know seems to be scared of geese or swans. This guy did exactly what I would have done, grabbed it be the neck and chucked the stupid thing, though I would have put down the camera and tossed him with two hands hammer throw style.
And no one would watch your video.
No one is scared of geese. I mean, like, in a mortally threatened kind of way, anyway. They're just nasty and persistent when they get going. Swans are usually bigger, though, so they do much more damage. A swans beak slapping closed sounded like someone snapping a leather belt together.Quote:
Originally Posted by nixhex311
Beavers are very aggressive, too. And their bites can pierce bone with ease. I've never had much encounters with beavers except flooding in the creeks that caused plenty of dripping wet shoes because of the cunts and their dams clogging everything up.
I, personally, enjoy encounters with beavers.
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dripping wet shoes because of the cunts
especially the wet ones!Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Seriously, if I managed to grab that thing by the neck, I'd either kick it in the head or smash it on something until it died. Fuck animals that are attacking me or my dog.
It's a fucking goose.
How much mortal danger could either of you be in?
A papillon could have taken that thing down if it wasn't as restrained as Gabby The Good Girl.
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Originally Posted by Drewbacca
I think it was actually a swan that attacked my mom and not a goose.
I didn't mean mortally threatened, I meant they won't get out of the car if they are around or won't walk past them, especially if they are several of them and they are hissing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Not a beaver, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron