What Gun Do You Carry?

I don't actually own a gun. I just shoot what my friends have. I can never bring myself to make the investment.

Don't buy a gun because you're afraid of the world.

I had a gun because I was afraid of squirrels.


They got sorted out.

Word.

My fucking guitar player carries a gun. The shit is HILARIOUS. He wears a handgun at fucking band practice in a locked room in a locked building. He rolls down his windows when driving through neighborhoods that black people live in in case he "has to fire out the window" because all black people are criminals that want to carjack his 2002 Toyota Rav4.

You should get a new bass player.

It sounds like he'd hate Marvin Gaye.

I'm the bass player. Though I like where you're going with this, so I'll quit tomorrow.

Posting while watching Dexter. Minds wander. Dexter has a therapist now.

Glad I could help move your life along though.

Next practice ask him if he's in love with Smokey Robinson. When he answers no, go for his gun.

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Originally Posted by Josh

My fucking guitar player carries a gun. The shit is HILARIOUS. He wears a handgun at fucking band practice in a locked room in a locked building. He rolls down his windows when driving through neighborhoods that black people live in in case he "has to fire out the window" because all black people are criminals that want to carjack his 2002 Toyota Rav4.

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I'm all for owning guns. Hell, I'm ok with someone owning something like a anti tank cannon.


BUT, the guitar player sounds kind of crazy to me. If he wants to bring it with him, whatever. But it doesn't sound like he is realistic. Rolls down his window? Is that really going to help him? Does he keep the thing on his junk so he can grab it in a second? Does he know how to shoot from a moving vehicle.

He sounds paranoid and like he hasn't thought this through.

But that can make for good music, so whatever.