Which is the most gay?

Sort these 1-40, 1 being the least gay, 40 being the most gay.


Hugging a guy
Kissing a guy (no tongue)
Dreaming that you are Brad Pitt
Bringing weed, but no pipe or papers
Cheaters (including lagswitchers)
Putting a finger in your own ass
Your girlfriend putting a finger in your ass
A guy putting a finger in your ass
Wearing briefs (not boxer-briefs)
Putting a dildo up your own ass
Your girlfriend putting a dildo up your ass
Wrestling (Olympic)
A guy putting a dildo in your ass
Touching a dick other than your own (through clothing)
Rainbows
Touching a dick other than your own (naked)
Punching/kicking another man in the dick
Jerking it to porn with men in it
Lag
Jerking it to porn with ONLY men in it
Devil's 3-way
Listening to Tori Amos
Receiving oral from a man
Dreaming that you slept with Brad Pitt
Wrestling(WWF)
Smoke Grenades (GoW2)
Kissing a guy (with tongue)
Receiving oral from a transsexual (pre-op)
Giving anal to a transsexual (pre-op)
Furries
Giving anal to a man
Giving oral to a transsexual (pre-op)
Receiving anal from a transsexual (pre-op)
Dreaming that you are a Spice Girl
DUI
Giving oral to a man
Receiving anal from a man
Fucking two men at once
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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

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cka rules.

Cow, is this a checklist of your own personal experiences?

I was wondering...

If you take all the penises in the world, make them hard, and tie them together - would it wrap around the earth?

Mine would.

Are we talking all penises, or just human penis?

And how would you tie them together? End to end would be more feasible.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Mine would.

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LOL

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

And how would you tie them together? End to end would be more feasible.

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Hmmm, I guess not tie. Maybe glue. Or just putting one penis at the tip of the other man's anus. After all the lining up, we can subtract the extra inches.

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

Are we talking all penises, or just human penis?

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Hmm...this is definitely an intriguing point I failed to ponder. Let's just use humans for now. And their penises. Their hard, long, delicious penises. All of TNL's mouths are watering.

TNL is penis. Penis is TNL.

Are we talking about going around the world at its thickest point (the equator) or along one of the other lines of latitude? I mean, my penis could wrap around the world if I were at one of the poles.