If I could rep you again... I would.
and damn, hot women suck at being funny.
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If I could rep you again... I would.
and damn, hot women suck at being funny.
Well it's more hot women who have to pretend to be perfect little princesses.
I guarantee you one of them has a nice slutty joke.
I like the ones that crack themselves up. I wish there were more...
Here's somthing to hold us over.
That was pretty entertaining.
perhaps. From what I've noticed in comedy, the uglier the chick the funnier she is. Lisa Lamponeli is pretty fucking funny. Hot chicks are too worried about how they look telling the joke so it fucks their delivery up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
Doc, that was so bad... it was good.
Why are black people black?
Because God fucking hates them.
Why do people vacation in Mexico?
Seriously, why
Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town. Lone Ranger tells Tonto that he's going to the General Store for supplies and will meet up with him. Tonto says "Yes, Lone Ranger. I'll be at Bar."
Tonto then walks into the bar with a bucket and sits down at the first available bar stool. The Bar keep walks up and says what'll you have?
Tonto replies "Me want beer."
The bar keep pours a glass. Tonto looks at the glass, then pulls out his gun, shoots into the bucket, and downs the drink. The Barkeep is stunned.
Tonto then looks up and says "Me want another beer."
The barkeep obliges and pours another glass. Tonto then looks at the glass, pulls out his gun, and shoots in the bucket again. The bartender is visibly angry and Tonto asks for another drink.
The barkeep reluctantly obliges and pours another glass. Tonto then looks at the glass, pulls out his gun, and shoots in the bucket a third time.
Finally the bar keep says "You fire that gun in here again I'll get the Sheriff to arrest ya."
Tonto says "But me like white man."
Bartender says "You like a white man?"
Tonto says " Yes me like white man, me walk into bar, me have'em drink, me shootin' shit."
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How do Chinese name their kids?
__Throw a tin can down a hill ___
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How can you tell the difference between a Polish bride and a Polish groom?
___The one with the braided armpits is the bride.___
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What is it when you see a Garbage truck with its lights on?
__A Polish funeral__
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Leroy was sitting on a fence next to the railroad tracks. His mom opens the door to the backyard and screams at him.
"LeRoy get off that fence before the train jerks you off."
Leroy looks down the tracks and screams.
'COME ON TRAIN!"
Advocate's name is Leroy?
Bruce Leroy
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”