That is one of the best ones, but it only really works when you say it aloud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
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That is one of the best ones, but it only really works when you say it aloud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
How does Hellen Keller drive?
with one hand on the wheel and one hand on the road
What do you call 6 Iraqi women?
a full set of teeth
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A dyslexic walks into a bra...
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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How are women and tornadoes alike?They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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A German women was walking through a park at night when suddenly she was attacked and raped by 10 Polish men.
"Nein! Nein!" she screamed, so one of them got off and left...
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any crackers?"
The bartender says, "No," and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any crackers?"
The bartender says, "No," and the duck leaves.
The third day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any crackers?"
The bartender, visibly upset, yells, "Look, you little shit! I told you yesterday and the day before, I don't have any crackers. And if you come in here and ask one more time, I'm going to nail you to the fuckin' wall!"
The following day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any nails?"
The bartender replies, "No," and the duck asks, "Hey, you got any crackers?"
I like duck jokes.
A man walks into a bar holding a duck under his arm. He sees his wife seated at the bar, walks up to her and yells, "this is the pig I've been fucking." His wife says "that's a duck." The man replies, "I was talking to the duck."
okay soooo there is a 3 story house, all the white people were on the 3rd floor, mexicans on the 2nd and black people on the 1st, one day there was a fire and all the black people died... whyyyyy?
everyone else was at work.
Why do nerds confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
I don't get it.
u suck at numbers
That could be the best worst joke ever.
if it didn't suck
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."