The Neo-geo.com $2,000 Sex Doll Thread

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Originally Posted by burgundy

a happy ending costs more than a hundred bucks? it's a goddamn handjob!

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you have to factor in the house fee for the "massage".

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Originally Posted by Original Real Doll Owner

However, she WILL need a replacement vagina, and a hosing-down.

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:lol: :yuck:

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Originally Posted by Jason

you have to factor in the house fee for the "massage".

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insane, why wouldn't you just buy a hooker at that point

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Originally Posted by burgundy

insane, why wouldn't you just buy a hooker at that point

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some guys just wanna hand job I guess, less chance of contracting some STD.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

insane, why wouldn't you just buy a hooker at that point

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I thought about that. The guys on there are probably socially retarded as well and afraid to talk to any girl in real life, period. Even a hooker. This doll lets them get their rocks off without any social interaction whatsoever.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Realdolls are creepy but at least their openly receptive to anal.

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whose anal?

what a bunch of creepy fuckers. holy shit.

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Originally Posted by Wildkat

neo-geo.com

First warning right there. Guys who paid $3000 for a game because it has the proper spine card and box label will never, ever, ever, be able to get laid.

So dropping $2000 on a sex doll is nothing to them.

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Incorrect, I've heard SSJN has two kids and a couple cats.

If you can't get laid (many, many, many, many times) for $2000.00 then you just have to like fucking something plastic (plasticofetishiobia?) instead or you're simply playing to much KOF '94 to be bothered.

If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"