The Neo-geo.com $2,000 Sex Doll Thread

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22 Apr 2009, 11:37 AM
Yoshi

The Neo-geo.com $2,000 Sex Doll Thread

I simply had to share this:

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193859
22 Apr 2009, 11:40 AM
kingoffighters

I saw this awhile ago.... kinda nasty.
22 Apr 2009, 11:49 AM
Josh

Big Tymers
22 Apr 2009, 11:50 AM
Jason

Wack off
22 Apr 2009, 12:07 PM
Wildkat

neo-geo.com

First warning right there. Guys who paid $3000 for a game because it has the proper spine card and box label will never, ever, ever, be able to get laid.

So dropping $2000 on a sex doll is nothing to them.
22 Apr 2009, 12:09 PM
Jason

for $2000 they can have roughly 15 happy endings. I guess even sex deprived geeks have their standards.
22 Apr 2009, 12:11 PM
kingoffighters

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildkat

neo-geo.com

First warning right there. Guys who paid $3000 for a game because it has the proper spine card and box label will never, ever, ever, be able to get laid.

So dropping $2000 on a sex doll is nothing to them.

Hey watch it. I sold alot of good shit there for good money. $900 for Stakes Winner US. Shittiest game ever but glad I sold it hehe. There are some nice folks over there with a few creepy dudes same as TNL
22 Apr 2009, 01:54 PM
Melf

Wait'll Advocate sees this thread.
22 Apr 2009, 02:41 PM
Gohron

Realdolls are creepy but at least they're openly receptive to anal.
22 Apr 2009, 02:56 PM
burgundy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason

for $2000 they can have roughly 15 happy endings. I guess even sex deprived geeks have their standards.

a happy ending costs more than a hundred bucks? it's a goddamn handjob!
22 Apr 2009, 02:59 PM
Jason

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundy

a happy ending costs more than a hundred bucks? it's a goddamn handjob!

you have to factor in the house fee for the "massage".
22 Apr 2009, 03:17 PM
Type Ryan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Original Real Doll Owner

However, she WILL need a replacement vagina, and a hosing-down.

:lol: :yuck:
22 Apr 2009, 03:23 PM
burgundy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason

you have to factor in the house fee for the "massage".

insane, why wouldn't you just buy a hooker at that point
22 Apr 2009, 03:53 PM
Jason

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundy

insane, why wouldn't you just buy a hooker at that point

some guys just wanna hand job I guess, less chance of contracting some STD.
22 Apr 2009, 04:44 PM
Seik

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundy

insane, why wouldn't you just buy a hooker at that point

I thought about that. The guys on there are probably socially retarded as well and afraid to talk to any girl in real life, period. Even a hooker. This doll lets them get their rocks off without any social interaction whatsoever.
22 Apr 2009, 05:48 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gohron

Realdolls are creepy but at least their openly receptive to anal.

whose anal?
22 Apr 2009, 05:57 PM
Klonoa

what a bunch of creepy fuckers. holy shit.
22 Apr 2009, 06:17 PM
Pineapple

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildkat

neo-geo.com

First warning right there. Guys who paid $3000 for a game because it has the proper spine card and box label will never, ever, ever, be able to get laid.

So dropping $2000 on a sex doll is nothing to them.

Incorrect, I've heard SSJN has two kids and a couple cats.
22 Apr 2009, 06:21 PM
haohmaru

If you can't get laid (many, many, many, many times) for $2000.00 then you just have to like fucking something plastic (plasticofetishiobia?) instead or you're simply playing to much KOF '94 to be bothered.
22 Apr 2009, 10:21 PM
arjue

If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"
22 Apr 2009, 10:38 PM
Pineapple

Seriously, you should do that and record it.
22 Apr 2009, 10:38 PM
Joust Williams

It was a joke (last couple pages)

But still, I guess people do buy them...
23 Apr 2009, 12:09 AM
Bojack

So it's used right? That's hella gross. Might as well stock up on used condoms while you're at it.
23 Apr 2009, 12:32 AM
AaronChance

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"

Some friends of mine were going to do this to someone we were traveling with at the time (only with a blowup doll), but they chickened out, and stuffed the blowup doll behind the ice machine at the hotel.
23 Apr 2009, 12:36 AM
Frogacuda

I wouldn't pay $2000 for a sex doll unless it had the spine card intact.
23 Apr 2009, 12:48 AM
dog$

I don't know, without the spine card you can rub your cock against her mouth and vag lips simultaneously. That has to be good for something.
23 Apr 2009, 01:02 AM
bbobb

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"

This would be amazing.
23 Apr 2009, 04:14 AM
kedawa

It's like fucking a corpse that never rots. Sexy...
23 Apr 2009, 04:18 AM
Tones

And you can heat it up in the microwave for a few minutes to get that "just murdered" effect!
23 Apr 2009, 04:32 AM
Eight One

There are worse things...
23 Apr 2009, 06:19 AM
Frogacuda

Is it like... really easy to get pussy in Japan? Every time I look at the news there's another story about angry Japanese men giving up on sex in favor of some creepy form of masturbation. Are the rest of the guys in Japan each banging like 6 women or something?
23 Apr 2009, 06:29 AM
bbobb

Well the thing is, it's really easy to get pussy pretty much anywhere in the world.
23 Apr 2009, 06:41 AM
AstroBlue

Interchangable vagina needs to be interchanged
23 Apr 2009, 06:43 PM
kedawa

I checked out the realdoll site, and they actually sell kits to refurb used fuckdolls.
23 Apr 2009, 07:22 PM
Nash

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbobb

Well the thing is, it's really easy to get pussy pretty much anywhere in the world.

Advocate is going to kill himself now.
23 Apr 2009, 07:38 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstroBlue

Interchangable vagina needs to be interchanged

Why? It's pre-lubed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nash

Advocate is going to kill himself now.

lawl.
24 Apr 2009, 06:43 AM
mollipen

Okay, so... 100 dolls. I mean... hmm. One? Okay, I can understand that. Two? Sure, I guess. Once you get past that point, don't you start asking yourself why exactly you need more than that?
24 Apr 2009, 07:12 AM
Fe 26

I'd like to get three. And drive around town with them naked in my car. Or leave them in the yard naked. Or hang one from a tree.

Considering how "evil" sex and nudity is in the south I could get a lot of milage out of naked people jokes.

"OMG NAKED PEOPLE"

"haha, no, just real doll"

">=C"
24 Apr 2009, 03:12 PM
Gohron

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

whose anal?

:bang:
24 Apr 2009, 03:46 PM
burgundy

Quote:

Originally Posted by buttcheeks

I'd like to get three. And drive around town with them naked in my car. Or leave them in the yard naked. Or hang one from a tree.
24 Apr 2009, 04:01 PM
Jason

Quote:

Originally Posted by shidoshi

Okay, so... 100 dolls. I mean... hmm. One? Okay, I can understand that. Two? Sure, I guess. Once you get past that point, don't you start asking yourself why exactly you need more than that?

maybe he's a swinger.
24 Apr 2009, 04:29 PM
Doc Holliday

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"

They have those expression faces. If you're rich, shell out the extra clams for a TERROR expression.
24 Apr 2009, 05:19 PM
GohanX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Is it like... really easy to get pussy in Japan? Every time I look at the news there's another story about angry Japanese men giving up on sex in favor of some creepy form of masturbation. Are the rest of the guys in Japan each banging like 6 women or something?

From what friends who have visited in Japan tell me, if you aren't Japanese, the young ladies pretty much jump on your cock for being different from the 5 million Japanese men that they see on the street everyday and all look alike

Same reason why I won't give a second glance to blondes but I'd bang almost any decent looking redhead I meet.
24 Apr 2009, 05:21 PM
Jason

Japan sounds like a wonderful place.
24 Apr 2009, 06:24 PM
burgundy

it's been over an hour, i think bbobb is dead : (
24 Apr 2009, 06:27 PM
kingoffighters

Or asleep with an octopus.
24 Apr 2009, 07:02 PM
Eight One

IBTN

Quote:

Originally Posted by GohanX

From what friends who have visited in Japan tell me, if you aren't Japanese, the young ladies pretty much jump on your cock for being different from the 5 million Japanese men that they see on the street everyday and all look alike

This is true. Really.

Same reason why I won't give a second glance to blondes but I'd bang almost any decent looking redhead I meet.

With their unique style sense, you'll fine a Japanese gal with red hair

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason

Japan sounds like a wonderful place.

It's a lot of fun. Cost of living is nothing to sneeze at, but that shouldn't stop you from livin' it up somewhat.
24 Apr 2009, 07:03 PM
bbobb

Who what where?
24 Apr 2009, 07:06 PM
Eight One

Hopefully they weren't hinting at tentacle rape.
24 Apr 2009, 07:08 PM
burgundy

oh thank god!
24 Apr 2009, 08:32 PM
bbobb

I'm so confused.
25 Apr 2009, 01:10 AM
jyoung

So there's a documentary about these things called "Guys and Dolls."

Holy shit there are some fucked up people out there.

Davecat = dave is ok???
25 Apr 2009, 03:07 PM
Seik

Quote:

Originally Posted by wEEman33

So there's a documentary about these things called "Guys and Dolls."

Holy shit there are some fucked up people out there.

Davecat = dave is ok???

I'm about 5 minutes into that documentary and it's really hard for me to watch it. Not because it's a bad doc, it seems quite good, but because all the people in it are SO FUCKED UP it actually upsets me and makes me uncomfortable. Wow.

EDIT: Just finished watching it. Pretty interesting doc. Definitely some fucked up people. The one upside to the real dolls and the people who use them is that at least they aren't out there kidnapping girls. The real dolls provide them with that outlet instead.
27 Apr 2009, 04:57 AM
Josh

I just watched the whole thing. Depressing.
27 Apr 2009, 11:11 AM
Mzo

Those douchebags over there have some seriously HUGE sigs. I hate it.
27 Apr 2009, 12:22 PM
Jason

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seik

The one upside to the real dolls and the people who use them is that at least they aren't out there kidnapping girls. The real dolls provide them with that outlet instead.

the people that feed on the horrific screams and torture of girls/women will grow bored fast of banging a doll. I don't think this will cut back on that sorta thing at all... the people that use these dolls are probably not bad people, they just can't deal with real women.
27 Apr 2009, 12:24 PM
jyoung

Yeah the people in the documentary aren't so much sex criminals as they are socially retarded people with self-esteem issues.
27 Apr 2009, 12:24 PM
Samba De Amiga

That vid is just sad. :(
28 Apr 2009, 10:56 PM
arjue

Yeah I watched it all, pretty awful stuff. They need a good slap and someone to yell at them to grow some balls.
29 Apr 2009, 12:16 AM
Klonoa

i love these types of documentaries.

anyone else have some other fucked up documentaries to share?

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