I simply had to share this:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193859
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I simply had to share this:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193859
I saw this awhile ago.... kinda nasty.
Big Tymers
Wack off
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First warning right there. Guys who paid $3000 for a game because it has the proper spine card and box label will never, ever, ever, be able to get laid.
So dropping $2000 on a sex doll is nothing to them.
for $2000 they can have roughly 15 happy endings. I guess even sex deprived geeks have their standards.
Wait'll Advocate sees this thread.
Realdolls are creepy but at least they're openly receptive to anal.
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Originally Posted by Original Real Doll Owner
what a bunch of creepy fuckers. holy shit.
If you can't get laid (many, many, many, many times) for $2000.00 then you just have to like fucking something plastic (plasticofetishiobia?) instead or you're simply playing to much KOF '94 to be bothered.
If I were rich, i'd buy a real doll, then one day i'd get a friend really drunk and after he passes out, put the doll in his bed and smother fake blood all over the sheets. Then I'd wake him up by shaking him, repeatedly yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!"
Seriously, you should do that and record it.
It was a joke (last couple pages)
But still, I guess people do buy them...
So it's used right? That's hella gross. Might as well stock up on used condoms while you're at it.
I wouldn't pay $2000 for a sex doll unless it had the spine card intact.
I don't know, without the spine card you can rub your cock against her mouth and vag lips simultaneously. That has to be good for something.
It's like fucking a corpse that never rots. Sexy...
And you can heat it up in the microwave for a few minutes to get that "just murdered" effect!
Is it like... really easy to get pussy in Japan? Every time I look at the news there's another story about angry Japanese men giving up on sex in favor of some creepy form of masturbation. Are the rest of the guys in Japan each banging like 6 women or something?
Well the thing is, it's really easy to get pussy pretty much anywhere in the world.
I checked out the realdoll site, and they actually sell kits to refurb used fuckdolls.
Okay, so... 100 dolls. I mean... hmm. One? Okay, I can understand that. Two? Sure, I guess. Once you get past that point, don't you start asking yourself why exactly you need more than that?
I'd like to get three. And drive around town with them naked in my car. Or leave them in the yard naked. Or hang one from a tree.
Considering how "evil" sex and nudity is in the south I could get a lot of milage out of naked people jokes.
"OMG NAKED PEOPLE"
"haha, no, just real doll"
">=C"
From what friends who have visited in Japan tell me, if you aren't Japanese, the young ladies pretty much jump on your cock for being different from the 5 million Japanese men that they see on the street everyday and all look alike
Same reason why I won't give a second glance to blondes but I'd bang almost any decent looking redhead I meet.
Japan sounds like a wonderful place.
it's been over an hour, i think bbobb is dead : (
Or asleep with an octopus.
Who what where?
Hopefully they weren't hinting at tentacle rape.
oh thank god!
I'm so confused.
So there's a documentary about these things called "Guys and Dolls."
Holy shit there are some fucked up people out there.
Davecat = dave is ok???
I'm about 5 minutes into that documentary and it's really hard for me to watch it. Not because it's a bad doc, it seems quite good, but because all the people in it are SO FUCKED UP it actually upsets me and makes me uncomfortable. Wow.
EDIT: Just finished watching it. Pretty interesting doc. Definitely some fucked up people. The one upside to the real dolls and the people who use them is that at least they aren't out there kidnapping girls. The real dolls provide them with that outlet instead.
I just watched the whole thing. Depressing.
Those douchebags over there have some seriously HUGE sigs. I hate it.
the people that feed on the horrific screams and torture of girls/women will grow bored fast of banging a doll. I don't think this will cut back on that sorta thing at all... the people that use these dolls are probably not bad people, they just can't deal with real women.
Yeah the people in the documentary aren't so much sex criminals as they are socially retarded people with self-esteem issues.
That vid is just sad. :(
Yeah I watched it all, pretty awful stuff. They need a good slap and someone to yell at them to grow some balls.
i love these types of documentaries.
anyone else have some other fucked up documentaries to share?