Who is the bad enough dude!?!?!?!?
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Who is the bad enough dude!?!?!?!?
SOMEONE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek: :confused: :eek: :mad: :( :bang:
!??!?!?
I voted Dante.
I wouldve voted Samus, but she isnt a dude... more of a chick really. Though I wouldnt call her a chick, cause might get pissed and shoot me.
Z-roe
Master Chief - you have to be a real hard ass to be so generic :)
...and he has Melee attacks without swicting weapons... among other things.
ºTracer
It's all about Dante. There's no way it's a woman (Samus). There's no way it's someone who needed Raiden's panzy ass' help (Snake). Shinobi has gone too long between adventures. The others don't even deserve mention.
Pffft. Dante's a pussy. My money would be on MP anyday....
Its Dante. :)
He look cool, extremely powerful and skilled with both firearms and hand weapons. Plus he is half-demon, aka almost immortal :)
And Super Dante in Devil Trigger Mode is Unstopable :)
Solid Snake is #2, as he is more of "real" world tough guy.
Samus is Cool female hero, but its not fair to compare her to all this guys here :)
First question I had was - Who the Fuck is Master Chief, then I remember, HALO - Naah, as Regus said he is just too genenric, just a guy in a space armor.
Max Payne - Our Constantly Constupated Cheese head hero. Well he had some nice moves with Bullet time, but was soo limited in many other ways.
Shinobi is cool, but we yet too see him perform in 3d environment yet :) Later this year, I will judge him.
I said SSnake. He deserves it.
I would have to go with Dante. He would just destroy the other contestants, especially in Devil Trigger state. He IS the ultimate bad-ass.
I don't see Vyse listed there.
My lord. A guy brings a City and it's criminal syndicates to their knees and he gets no respect. So I'd have to say Crimedude, or The Handy Capper as I call him, should get some votes.
Thats the problem. He is just Dude. Very generic unfortunately. :(
bahhh!! were is Strider? he can take all the fools in that list
you didn't vote for snake?!?!Quote:
Originally posted by zidane747
I would have to go with Dante. He would just destroy the other contestants, especially in Devil Trigger state. He IS the ultimate bad-ass.
holy crap dude!, one of the most shocking things i've read all day... (just woke up)
and the guy from gta3.. his name is dude?... did he get fed up looking for his car and decide to steal one or something? (yes that was lame but as i said i just woke up)
*votes for shinobi*... only ninja on the list :(
Snake is a bad ass too though.
I was gonna vote Dante, until I remembered:
"I shoould be the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!"
:rolleyes: Ugh, sappy as all hell.
Samus gets my vote because she
1- Doesn't have a mullet or hang out with pussy boys
2- Doesn't try to look like she should be in DOOM (the outfit, that is- not the gameplay *sigh*)
3- Doesn't throw her projectiles (sorry, thats the best knock I can think of against Shinobi)
4- Doesn't want to fill someone's dark soul with light
5- She is not missing any ears (unlike our earless friend Max)
6- She's not a dude
write-in vote:
squall.
"whatever..."
His name is Joe Musashi, not "Shinobi" dammit.
I said the Dude from GTA3. I mean come on, he has no name, he says nothing, he barely has a face, he doesn't have time for all this prissy flair bullshit. He's there to kick ass and thats what he does, and hes damn good at it, too. Ice Beams, mechanical suits, and stealth gear are for wussies, all you need is a jacket, some jeans and a shotgun so long as you know what to do with it. ;)
I vote Samus, though I think Strider could take them all on.
Exactly my thoughtsQuote:
Originally posted by Rick
I said the Dude from GTA3. I mean come on, he has no name, he says nothing, he barely has a face, he doesn't have time for all this prissy flair bullshit. He's there to kick ass and thats what he does, and hes damn good at it, too. Ice Beams, mechanical suits, and stealth gear are for wussies, all you need is a jacket, some jeans and a shotgun so long as you know what to do with it. ;)
Your all forgetting Max with his bullet time would have all these other jokers reduced to a bloody pile of skin n bones before their respective weapons are even drawn. Snake, Dante, Samus, etc are all cool, but they would be too slow, thus, very dead.
Max would be fried before he even go into bullet time, if he tried to go against Dante in Devil Triger state. Dante would just Air Raid Maxes ass, and give hime Payne !
:rolleyes: Nigga please!
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Samus's armor has to be bullet-proof. She's from the future, after all. And Dante can take a massive sword through his chest and still stand up, so I doubt Max Payne with his pansy bullet time is going to stop him.Quote:
Originally posted by EThugg
Your all forgetting Max with his bullet time would have all these other jokers reduced to a bloody pile of skin n bones before their respective weapons are even drawn. Snake, Dante, Samus, etc are all cool, but they would be too slow, thus, very dead.
Future or not, removing a helmet is easy and could be done in bullet time fast enough that Samus couldn't stop him, then a nice bullet to the brain finishes the job.Quote:
Originally posted by Saint of Killers
Samus's armor has to be bullet-proof. She's from the future, after all. And Dante can take a massive sword through his chest and still stand up, so I doubt Max Payne with his pansy bullet time is going to stop him.
Demon or not, once you're decapitated, your dead. An uzi in bullet time could decapitate dante in no time.
Snake with his invisibility suit thingy is the only way I see Max could be taken down. But I don't like Snake, and refuse to believe anything wearing a mullet could beat Max, so I'm ignoring the suit. :p
First off, what is this, GameFaqs?
I think you mean Tracer Bullet.Quote:
Originally posted by Despair
First question I had was - Who the Fuck is Master Chief, then I remember, HALO - Naah, as Regus said he is just too genenric, just a guy in a space armor.
My vote goes for GTA3 guy, because he is, with out a doubt, the badest of the bad asses. Let's take a look at his skills, shall we:
- He has no name.
- He never speaks.
- He brings down both the Italian Mafia, The Purple Nines AND the Columbian Cartel.
- He battles the cops, the feds and the military on a daily basis.
- He can fly an airplane and drive a tank.
- He has this giant stack of porno by his bed and outside the door to his hideout.
- He can take down a police helicopter with out breaking a sweat.
- He's been known to street race on occasion.
- He can crack an old lady's skull open with a baseball bat, yet feel no remorse.
- He can steal almost any vehicle with impunity.
- He's on a cold blooded quest for revenge.
- He can be a good guy if he wants to.
- He drives an Ice Cream truck, complete with jingle!
Plus, he just looks so damn cool.
GTA3 guy has adrenaline pills, which not only slow down time, but one punch sends people flying.Quote:
Your all forgetting Max with his bullet time would have all these other jokers reduced to a bloody pile of skin n bones before their respective weapons are even drawn.
Shit that's right... but that's location specific power ups....Quote:
Originally posted by Regus
GTA3 guy has adrenaline pills, which not only slow down time, but one punch sends people flying.
I'm doing a write-in vote for Moses in that NES game where you throw Jesus into the river over and over.
*edit* Just so nobody gets offended, I'm just being a dork and I don't mean to offend anyone. No, I'm not advocating throwing Jesus in the river. *edit*
Though Strider ain't on the list, I think he could work around bullet time and other matrix influenced time thingies. He can teleport, and can call upon cyber tigers and birds and other things to help out. A well timed teleport kick from above would catch Max or Dude of guard while various robo-animals attack from all sides.
Dante can take his own sword through his chest, though the game also showed that little tiny pieces of thrown metal still hurt and can kill him, so I'm willing to bet large amounts of small metal shot at him will hurt him even more and kill him.Quote:
Originally posted by Saint of Killers
And Dante can take a massive sword through his chest and still stand up, [...]
In any case, Saki. I mean, he can transform into a 50-foot tall bio-mech that brought the entire world to its knees and destroyed a planet, and is also armed with a combination sword/gun that can reflect any major projectile, cut almost anything in half, and reduces all sorts of creatures to cannon fodder.
Oh, wait. He's not on the list.
So I vote Shinobi. I thought Dante looked cool, but never came off as "bad-ass". I certainly would never have even thought of Master Chief in a list of bad-asses (why is he even on there?), hell, the marine from Doom was bad-ass, I don't what the hell Master Chief is (besides not very bright). Max Payne is cool, but there are better bad-asses out there. Samus friggin' rocks, though I've also never thought of her as bad-ass (though I suppose she really is). The guy from GTA3 never struck me as really even existing, he's just there. Snake is definately bad-ass, perhaps even more so then Shinobi. Ryu Hayabusa is definately bad-ass, though not on there.
Quoteth the Regus, "What is this, GameFaqs?"
Shinobi gets my vote as long as I don't think of the live actor dude in Legions.
I wonder if Hotsuma(?) will be a cooler Shinobi than Musashi.
None other than Shinobi.
The arcade game got things off to a nice start. Revenge of Shinobi on Genesis added some nice moves like the lethal shuriken shower.
NeoZeedeater- I share your feelings on this one regarding Hotsuma.
The live action cinemas in Legions are laughably bad. While Legions is not "Double Dragon 3" bad, Sega should have stuck more to the program with this one.
Shinobi/Joe. Just keep on jamming on the ninja magic button and any enemies on the screen are wiped out.
Yes, You can use Shinobi magic, but its only limited use. Super Dante has unlimited Devil Triger meter, and while in DT state both uses magic to kill the opponents and it heals him in the process :)
MechDeus, yes enemie hits hurt Dante just as they hurt any other character on the list, so its not the point. None of them DID TAKE simular damage in their respective games, and STILL STANDING.
Sorry Regus :) I did mistaken you for Tracer :)
But that's the idea Ethugg! Snake has a mullet on purpose! It gives him the enhanced ability "Mullet Time." This is where an enemy sees Snake with his mullet, and starts laughing. This gives Snake an edge over most opponents. ;)Quote:
But I don't like Snake, and refuse to believe anything wearing a mullet could beat Max, so I'm ignoring the suit.
Granted, Max doesn't laugh at anything since he's constipated and all, so I guess that edge wouldn't help Snake here....
Mullet Time !!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Now, Thats great !!!