Metroid: Other M

Artoon didn't win any fans last time they made a Yoshi game.

If Artoon is making Yoshi's Island 3DS the game will be as fun as castrating yourself with a chainsaw

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Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv

We're not going to get another 2D Metroid, you can either be a part of the real world, and real discussion or you can stick to black and white ultimatums. The Prime series is better than most of the 2D games in the series.

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Bullshit! The Prime games can also go suck a dick. Fucking tank controls, can't move AND aim at the same time, can only roll into a ball in certain areas. Besides the art direction they barely pass as Metroid games.

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

can't move AND aim at the same time, can only roll into a ball in certain areas.

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These aren't real things.

Are you somehow confusing Metroid Prime with RE4?

As long as we're discussing this series, the guy doing a total overhaul remake of Metroid 2 posted a kind of progress map a few days ago and it seems like he's nearing completion after years of work. I plan on making that my first time playing through that game since Nintendo doesn't seem to want to offer a Zero Mission style update to that game that needs it more.

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

Bullshit! The Prime games can also go suck a dick. Fucking tank controls, can't move AND aim at the same time, can only roll into a ball in certain areas. Besides the art direction they barely pass as Metroid games.

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wat

Prime 2 and 3 can go die, but it's hard to say anything bad about Prime 1.

it looks like you land on the planet of N64 textures. Sometimes it's really easy to get lost in corners because navigating narrow hallways is awful. Still pretty good.

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

Bullshit! The Prime games can also go suck a dick. Fucking tank controls, can't move AND aim at the same time, can only roll into a ball in certain areas. Besides the art direction they barely pass as Metroid games.

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It's a good thing you've played any of these games and can have a solid, intelligent conversation about them with out looking like a raging lunatic. None of what you said is accurate in the least. Try again when you've actually played the games. So far we've determined you haven't played the 3 Prime games, nor Other M. I'm going to guess you haven't played Metroid Prime Hunters either (though who could fault you that game was absolute shit). So you've only played half the series (that's 5 games out of 10, and I'm being nice and counting Metroid and Zero Mission as 2 separate games), but have the authority to claim what is and isn't art direction in line with Metroid games.


You're out of your fucking mind.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

As long as we're discussing this series, the guy doing a total overhaul remake of Metroid 2 posted a kind of progress map a few days ago and it seems like he's nearing completion after years of work. I plan on making that my first time playing through that game since Nintendo doesn't seem to want to offer a Zero Mission style update to that game that needs it more.

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I'm super excited to play this when it's done. If any game out there is screaming for a remake it's Metroid II. The Demos this guy has put out were quite good, so I have faith this will end up awesome. I'm surprised, with how long this has been in development for, that Nintendo hasn't sent him a cease and desist letter yet. I don't remember Zero Mission doing huge numbers. I think it struggled to crack 100k in Japan and was around 500k in the US. Not that Metroid games do huge numbers, but I think it ended up doing less than half of Fusion's sales. Which is a shame because Zero Mission is the better Metroid game, and was a damn good remake to boot.