1) Call your mom and ask her where the hospital is.
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1) Call your mom and ask her where the hospital is.
2)Masturbate excessively
3) Ask a librarian where the fire extinguisher is.
4) Go to the medicine cabinet and take everything.
5.) Tell your wife and internet friends that deep down inside you wished you were a girl
6.) Point a sword at some bitches tits and make her cry.
Read a motherfucking book.
Think of how elegant it would be to line up a group of people, maybe a thousand, ask the first guy to pick 1 or 2, then have every other person killed. Half. Then do it, but in thirds, and fours, and fifths, and onward until you're only down to eliminating one at time, then start again. The mathematical elegance of this, the fun order is enjoyable to me. Imagine the terror of this, and how the smart ones would able to figure out the pattern, and the randomness of it, would be especially tormented.
The morbidity of this senario freaks me a bit out. :\ I would be an interesting dictator to say the least.
9) Find a death. Click directory, pick somebody and enjoy.
10) Wikipedia