What I Like

is girls cooking breakfast.
And what I really like, is when they cook it naked.

I like fuck off fridays.

I LIKE POPEYE

Green ass Blueberry

I like you. A lot. Will you sign my yearbook? I saved this page Just. For. You.

I like suicide bombers.

I would like to mention that I also like baby snakes. The song too!

I also like this thread.

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

is girls cooking breakfast.
And what I really like, is when they cook it naked.

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me too, I especially enjoy when the grease from the bacon splashes up and lands on their nipples. They make the cutest little shriek, I love it.

grandpa fuckin' spaceshuttle

I like chai tea and bagels with nutella.

I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man.

I like making other people unhappy.

I like that there is a good chance that the two fellas talking about naked breakfast preparation probably have never had that happen. <3 <3

Also, I like laying in my hammock at 1pm doing jack shit. Good times.

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

Also, I like...

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

laying in my hammock

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like a boss.

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

at 1pm

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like a boss.

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

doing jack shit.

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like a boss.


And that is a typical day? You lay around doing nothing, making fun of your coworkers, their subordinates and wives, then throw a bonfire till 2am?

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

Hell yeah!

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And I think at one point you said you had a vagina?

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

Nope, that wasn't me.

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No, I'm pretty sure it was.

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

I'm tha boss!

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Yeah, I know. You said that like 400 times.

biff is the boss of TNL

no. he's just like a boss.

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Originally Posted by Mezz

I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man.

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awesome.

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Originally Posted by icarusfall

I like making other people unhappy.

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now if you can just apply this honesty to the chain restaurant thread the argument would have ended in 2 posts.

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

I like that there is a good chance that the two fellas talking about naked breakfast preparation probably have never had that happen. <3 <3

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you would be right (about me), just not something I fantasized about or desired. Perhaps I should allow it to happen to see what the fuss is all about. I've also never included food into our sex life... this I have more of an interest in.

IBTN, if I wake up with morning wood, she's not making it to the kitchen.

Also, after I fuck it, I don't really want a used vagina near my future meal.

I like how doc is hammering a trend that just won't work. His life must be said right now and I don't like that. Of course, by saying it won't work the herd will work double time to nake it work. So yes, in that respect I am the boss and I like that!

Remember bitches, every time you troll me, every time you make that extra post to hammer me, I love it and you're working for me. SSJN is the only one who has ever gotten it right.

I like SSJN

BIFF, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO THE DEATH

I'm only here to amuse myself.

I like Norm McDonald:

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Referring to a report of how Jackson had decorated his hospital room with giant photographs of Shirley Temple, Macdonald remarked that viewers should not get the wrong idea, adding, "We'd like to remind you that Michael Jackson is, in fact, a homosexual pedophile." The joke elicited audible gasps from some audience members. He responded to this by saying, "What? He is a homosexual pedophile.

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I like turtles.

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BIFF, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO THE DEATH

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Pistols, chainsaws, boomshot, or gnasher? Friendly fire on our off? Let's do this shit on day one.

Stasis my friend, stasis

I'll raise you Jacinto and allow you razor on the longshot as support, I'll take Mardin.

no way, Mardin has become our defacto sniper. I trade you DumpTruck for Casual bot.

LOL

I like Miller Lite and Yuengling Lager.

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Originally Posted by animegirl

nutella.

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This shit is off the hook delicious.

"I like football and porno and books about war."

Bonus points for naming who I am quoting.

some asshole.

I forget who, but I heard some comic on O&A or Stern say that Dennis Leary stole that whole bit from him. Can't remember who though.

There is some Master Plan level bullshit going on around here these days.

On topic: I like Baltimore. I wish I was there right now.

I like chicks in sundresses. Addendum: I like tits and asses in said sundresses.

I like them better without sundresses, personally.

Love sundresses

I like the flowery kind that look thin and like they should be wearing a hat with a huge brim along with it. Not such a big fan of the baloony ones with an elastic band right under the tits that seem to be all the rage right now.

Oooo I like wearing sundresses. I like...cuddles and gardening. And being sung too.

I like singing in my car. It makes me so fucking happy, it's almost cathartic. My voice sucks nowadays though.

I love coffee, and clove cigarettes, though my temptation to smoke diminishes every day.

I like knowing I have a book to read. Like knowing it's sitting there waiting for me.

I like just having an idea for a song, even if it turns out bunk, knowing I just turned something in my head into something that can be heard is just amazing.

I like astronomy. All aspects of it.

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I love coffee.

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For me, it's more than just the coffee, it's the ritual. Grinding the beans. Heating up the water. Pressing the grounds. That first whiff where the steam just rolls into the nostrils is almost better than the first sip.

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I like knowing I have a book to read. Like knowing it's sitting there waiting for me.

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It's sad whenever I finish a good book. Knowing that my interaction with the characters is over is like saying goodbye to old friends.

I like waking up, and the first thing I hear is silence, and the first thing I see is natural light coming through my window.

I like watching great fights. And I really like betting on them. You really get a sense of how strong one's convictions are and how deep their knowledge really lies when you ask them to put their money where their mouth is. Most people STFU and sit down. The rest lose their cash.

Everyone thinks they know a lot but if they don't put their money where their mouths are, it's just empty expressions. It's easy to speak boldly when you have nothing at risk.

I like blueberry and white chocolate scones!

I like the going to the zoo with a hot chick in a sundress. Carolina isn't showing just yet and wants one more prance in public.

Also, I like having a built in designated driver for the next 8 months!

I like big tits.

I like wasting time doing nothing.

I like going down on women.

I like trying to improve my life through gamerscore.

I like TNL.

I like going to an Irish pub to watch MLS w/all the Euro expats.

I also like golf, an occaisonal cigar, and Suites at the Browns games. Since they suck, free beer is a fair trade.

Schadenfreude, I like.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

I like what Bojack said :tu:

*edit* Plus I also like Popeye:

Those other brothers can't deny

Now I like a nice sculpted ass, I do not like a fupas though. A fupas is a skinny girl who stands up and all you notice is an exploded ass section.

Fupas= fat upper pussy to ass section.

I use to date a girl who ran marathons, she has a bigger butt, however it was sculpted by the gods. I don't know if I have a great ass picture of her per say, but I'll post a pic when I get back to a pc in the am. It's too god damn difficult to do it from this
phone.

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It's sad whenever I finish a good book. Knowing that my interaction with the characters is over is like saying goodbye to old friends.

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I can think of, like, three books on my shelf right now that have about 30 pages left.

I like long walks in the park and blowjobs in the bathroom.

You and george michaels brother.

WHAM!

I like when I got five bucks, but I feel like a million.

I like when the girl complains that I blew her asshole apart.

So that's what happened on Friday.

popeye is the shit

Fupa stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"

Fupas is plural.

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

popeye is the shit

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Yes I like Popeye. This is the first one:

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Originally Posted by Josh

Fupa stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"

Fupas is plural.

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Not in Michigan, we were always behind the time.

Michigan is like fupa capitol of the USA

Hair bleaching epicenter as well.

Agreed

My grandma currently lives in Albion.

Josh is right. What the fuck is the Pussy to Ass Section? That doesn't even make sense.

I like bluegrass and crickets chirping. I like wraparound porches. I like Arizona Arnold Palmer Iced Tea Lemonade. I like Smithfield Ham and hound dogs.

I like sci fi, and retard action movies. I like Pavement and Star Trek. I like getting into heated debate about things that don't matter (hello, TNL, how are you?).

I like this Brak song about stuff that Brak likes:

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Originally Posted by PaCrappa

Michigan is like fupa capitol of the USA

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You have not been to a Target in Chesapeake, Virginia.

Smells like a showdown is abrewin.

I saw an 8 year old boy rocking a fupa there yesterday

Fuck, game over imo

Two very attractive women wearing sun dresses today at the office.

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I like Arizona Arnold Palmer Iced Tea Lemonade.

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That shit is diet and that is false.

It's the only disgusting store bought sugar beverage that I'll drink. So fuck it.

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My grandma currently lives in Albion.

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Does she have a dog that shows her where to dig for treasure?

When is Biff going to posts pictures of the girls ass?

I like big tits in my face while I'm fucking.

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I like just having an idea for a song, even if it turns out bunk, knowing I just turned something in my head into something that can be heard is just amazing.

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and this.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Fupa stands for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"

Fupas is plural.

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Maybe in gay town it does, but in cool town FUPA is Fat Upper Pussy Area.

:)

But dudes can have fupas. Which is why the more gender neutral definition is correct.

I like sundresses too. I like a women with nice feet. I like playing Gears. I like almonds and pistachios. I like BLT's. I like corn on the cob. I like airplanes. I like space. I like waking up hung over with a huge boner. I like poo.

What is a FUPA?

Fupa is an acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; a common misinterpretation is "Fat Upper Pussy Area," or even "Fat Upper Penile Area". Fupas are everywhere if you know where to look.

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But dudes can have fupas. Which is why the more gender neutral definition is correct.

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Wrong, dudes with a fupa is another name like fat fuck.

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What is a FUPA?

Fupa is an acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; a common misinterpretation is "Fat Upper Pussy Area," or even "Fat Upper Penile Area". Fupas are everywhere if you know where to look.

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GDI. I'm sticking with Pussy area GDI.

then it would be FUDA for dudes.

no, no. FUDA's for trannys. Fold Under Dick Apparatus

buttcheeks likes FUDAs.

I like leather car seats and a good grilled steak.

Hopefully from the same cow.

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Two very attractive women wearing sun dresses today at the office.

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The good kind or the tit curtain kind?

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Originally Posted by Netwurked

Wrong, dudes with a fupa is another name like fat fuck.

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I don't know what this means, but I'm assuming you consider fupa men fuckable.

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The good kind or the tit curtain kind?

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Are you talking about those mini-muu-muu tops that came into fashion about two years ago and make even skinny girls look fat?

I do not like those. Not one bit.

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Wrong, dudes with a fupa is another name like fat fuck.

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I don't know what this means, but I'm assuming you consider fupa men fuckable.

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I like the posts in this thread.


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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

I forget who, but I heard some comic on O&A or Stern say that Dennis Leary stole that whole bit from him. Can't remember who though.

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Are you referring to the fact that Leary stole his shit from Bill Hicks perhaps?

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

"I like football and porno and books about war."

Bonus points for naming who I am quoting.

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Ronald Reagan!

I like watching Trading Places.

Neither stern nor o&a are mediums, so no it wasn't Hicks. Everyone knows he stole most of his act from Hicks. Just not the asshole song.

If he stole his act from hicks, then he really watered that shit down.
Bill Hicks was fucking intense.

holy shit, rum balls!

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I like watching Trading Places.

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The show where they decorate each others houses?

The host Paige Davis is hot.

The other Trading Places:

I like fucking outdoors.

I like lamp.

ps: I know its I love lamp.

pss:

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What I like

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A boss

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Originally Posted by kedawa

If he stole his act from hicks, then he really watered that shit down.
Bill Hicks was fucking intense.

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He did. Cure for Cancer is basically a direct imitation of the smoking shit Hicks used to do. That whole, runner drops dead even though he eats healthy thing is word for word a Hick's joke. There are tons of other things too.

This kind of stuff doesn't bother me too much usually, especially if it brings the concept to more people who never would have normally hear it for themselves, but my God was Leary shameless.

Ripping off Hicks should never, ever be ok.
While some funny things have been said because of his base performances, he was the fucking man. I would seriously kill people to hear what Bill Hicks had to say about the shit going on right now.

Fishbelly cellulite.