So We Can Make a Thread...

...simply to bitch about something we don't like? Or does that only apply when we're a mod?

Because seriously but not really, I fucking hate KoF12 without even playing it. I mean look at those fucking trailers Ignition puts up. I can't even get a sense for what their AI patterns are, let alone where the epic series is going. And those jaggies? Those anal raping fucked up the ass mutherfucking jaggies? Yay, 1999 and Arc Sys called and want their fucking jaggies back.

I don't even understand why SNK as a developer even decided to put time, effort and money into this bag of shit. Look at SNK as a publisher - at least THEY had the foresight to not bother with distribution. Too bad Ignition is too stupid to know any better.

Fuck anyone saying it looks good "for a 2D game." You 2D whoremongers only hurt the industry by propping up shit ass games that I've never played like KoF12 up with that preamble. If KoF12 can't look at least as good as SF4 (which looks like shit, but polished), or Gears (unfunfunf) then it doesn't deserve to be slobbered over. Especially not when its very existence not only dilutes the entire integrity of the games industry, it also fucked my mom and killed my dog.

Fuck those lazy ass motherfucker developers for putting 60+ hour work weeks into a product which I will show no appreciation for before I even try it. Fuck them for not satiating my incredibly high standards which have no measure of the actual entertainment of the game, since I'm so caught up in the shitty trailers they cut together before even playing it.

Seriously, fuck them and my overzealous use of the word fuck. Fuck it.

ok

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

So why is this not a post in the KOF12 thread?

Because you don't get it.

What?

What the fuck are you blathering about.

I'm taking a journey to Sillius. I forgot to tell Finch ahead of time.

I played some Taiko No Tatsujin at an arcade that had KoF12 on Monday night.

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Originally Posted by Hero

Because you don't get it.

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oh ok

Then yes, you have as much authority and permission to make this thread as any of us to do tell you to stop being an attention seeking drama queen.