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You're better off doing everything but the Disney crap. Go to Kennedy Space Center, Sea World, Universal Studios, etc. Fuck Disney.
Molson is my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Yoshi and the truth bombs. Any one spending several days in Central Fl should spend one day or two at most at the theme parks. There's tons of other more interesting shit to do that doesn't involve standing next to sweaty shits all day long in line.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
For instance, Mons Venus in Tampa, great place you should really plan for it.
What better place to experience the local culture than at a strip club.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bojack
Excatly, in order to experience all of FL you should get a good cross section of the bad alongside the good. Besides, it's the most choice, top shelf boob bar in Florida.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
Don't go to Disney during the summer, is tip number 1, but you already fucked that up.
WEAR SUNSCREEN, CANADIAN.
Florida is best from October to April.
It's really only tolerable to most foreigners from early Jan to somewhere in late April. Sometimes there are cold patches in Fall but that's too unreliable to plan a vacation around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Essentially FL weather is ass because it's generally either too cold or too balls ass hot to go out. This is the case maybe 41~7 weeks out of the year.
My sons 2nd birthday it was like 80+ out, on 12/27/08.