So this explains all the tap that shit I got today! You guys.
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So this explains all the tap that shit I got today! You guys.
I sent this to my most recent ex. she did not respond. That makes me sad, as no lulz were had. Lame.
UPDATE bwuahahahhaha.
She texted her current boyfirned (a formerly good friend of mine) and I got wind of that. So i sent an apology and she blew up, saying that I'm lucky she didnt send cops to the bar for harassment and that I was real mature for bragging to my friends about sleeping with her or some shit. I told her to calm the fuck down and get off her high horse becuase you cant send the cops after a dude for a fucking text message, and that there was nothing to brag about because sleeping with her was like fucking the couch. Boring and completely unsatisfying. I left out that last part though. Maybe I shoudl reiterate? Oh heavens.
Morale of the story: fuck bitches that go after your friends 3 days after you break up.
lol this is a good thread.
There is no try, only do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Detour
a few times already.
I sent Detour my sisters number
then I proceeded to msg my sister
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Sister: why is 'Detour' txting me lol
[07:41] mzo: so
[07:42] mzo: when are you going to let me tap that?
[07:42] Sarah: why ;p
[07:43] Sarah: come do mc w/ me ;p
[07:43] mzo: please answer the question first, I am under pressure from my peers
[07:43] Sarah: i guess when ur peen is made of dominos pizza
[07:44] mzo: wouldn't that cause infections in your vagina?
[07:44] Sarah: nah cause id eat you E>
[07:44] mzo: augh!
It is kind of ruined by the horrid WoW reference.
I will try more as they wake up.
Or the fact that the person you sent it to would love to fuck you in a fox suit.
I tried this with the girl I was roommates with through half of college. It wasn't that exciting.
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Sarah: Anytime you want! Come visit me!
I think I've been asking to do her for so long that it's become standard rapport.
It's not that Sarah, it's a newer Sarah!
new reply:
Trina: lol r u on drugs today?
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Ms. Newbooty?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
lol I would think Sarah would have let you tap that long ago. She's hot, too!