Text a Girl and Ask Her If You Can "Tap That"

You all fucking suck at this.

Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat?
Mother-in-law: I don't know what that means...
Me: Bitch stop playin. I'ma come hit that shit later yeah?
Mother-in-law: I think you sent that to the wrong person.
Me: Why you gotta hold out on me ho?

HALF AN HOUR PASSES

Me: So you bout ready to get that package tapped?
Mother-in-law: OK.
Me: Ew gross.
Mother-in-law: I don't know what is going on.

edit: Trying to find the numbers of girlfriends past so I can fuck their days up.

My buddy at work tried this with his ex. Shit did not go well for him. He even got a call from her current boyfriend offering to fuck him up for gas money, lol.

Boyfriend: Bro, I'm going to come to your work, fuck you up, and steal 5 dollars for gas out of your wallet, bitch.

My buddy: I only have my american express card on me. If you wait until tomorrow I can have the loot ready.

BF: U think I'm fucking joking bitch?

Me to BF: hey man, I have a 10 spot if you can make change.

BF to me: who the fuck is this?

Me to BF: a guy who wants to see a fight dude.

BF to me: U being cute bitch?

Me to BF: when can I tap that?

No response

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Detour

You all fucking suck at this.

Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat?
Mother-in-law: I don't know what that means...
Me: Bitch stop playin. I'ma come hit that shit later yeah?
Mother-in-law: I think you sent that to the wrong person.
Me: Why you gotta hold out on me ho?

HALF AN HOUR PASSES

Me: So you bout ready to get that package tapped?
Mother-in-law: OK.
Me: Ew gross.
Mother-in-law: I don't know what is going on.

edit: Trying to find the numbers of girlfriends past so I can fuck their days up.

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Winner

I can't rep you any more, Detour :(

so

when u gonna let me tap that shit

No wonder I never post on TNL. Wonderful threads like this have a propensity to go homo as was demonstrated in a few posts prior. In any case, below is my gallery with the help of Cowutopia. All were performed under a very slight influence and at a local NJ dive bar:

Target 1 - Bitch in Cow's post
Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ummmm???? What?
Me: I could drop by at 6 tomorrow at yo place. We gotta be quick though, I got otha shit to do...
Her: Not happening.
Me: Yo Loss bitch.
Her: Seriously, rafi. How boring is your Friday night that you're prank texting me?
Her: Yea I'm sure I'm not missing out on much with you or Woldman.
Comment: I stopped at this point since Cow was doing a much better job.
Her (the day after): I hope you have a bad hangover this morning.
2nd Comment: I'm glad I finally burned down that bridge.

Target 2 - Cow's GF
Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Sunday, 1:00 AM, your car in the Plaza parking lot. Be on time or there will be no tapping of anything.
Me: Yo shorty, i didn't know u play like that, especially with yo man right next to me... Consider yo self fucked
Her: It's all good, he likes to watch
Me: ... Wow, i'm out
Her: Yeeeeaaah, don't start somethin ya cant finish
Me: Yo girl, i can hang... I can hang like the greatest
Comment: I don't know what that last line means

The rest of the targets just aren't worth posting...
Adieu

It could be argued that the first two targets weren't worth posting.
Buy some shorts.

Rafi posts on here?

At least five times now!

yes

or

no

?