Text a Girl and Ask Her If You Can "Tap That"

Potential good outweighs potential bad imo.

Ex-girlfriend #1. I'll do the other one later tonight.

Me: Soooo... can I come over and tap that? If it is a good time for that and all.
Ex: What?
Me: You know, that. me tapping it. I think you get the idea. I'm not very busy today.
Ex: Did you mean to send this to someone else?
Ex: I have a boyfriend soooo no. What a weird think to ask me Austin. Super awkward.
Ex: I hope you are joking coming at me like I'm some kind of whore.
Me: I dont think we are on the same page Mel. It ain't a big deal. Like 20 minutes top.
Ex: I know this is an internet joke. I just dont find it funny Austin.
Me: Ah fuck. Have a sense of humor.

I was hoping this would go on longer but my plan was foiled.

Fuck her.

good thing she's an ex.

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Confirmed. Glad to hear she's an ex.

I actually tried this to see what would happen.

me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
tara: umm well since u nvr come out and prty with me prob nvr
me: why dont we go party right now
tara: me and mich are going to octopus lounge at 11. meet us out front.
me: pass. that sounds dumb.
tara: lol fuck u

Just hit up my wife, I was rofl:

Me: hey girl!
Her: why are you calling me girl?
Me: when are u gunna let me tap that?
Her: oooooooh
Me: well when?
Her: are you at lunch?
Me: No. answer the question, you're giving me blue balls
Her: never
Me: wtf, do you mean never, i need to tap
Her: ok then, but you've gotta buy me something first
Me: how much will it cost?
Her: expensive
Me: fuck that
Her: well... you better go somewhere else
Me: serious?
Her: NO I WILL KILL YOU!
Me: you are getting RAPED tonight
Her: gotta go, i'm at the store spending your money

Quote:

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Her: well... you better go somewhere else
Me: serious?
Her: NO I WILL KILL YOU!
Me: you are getting RAPED tonight
Her: gotta go, i'm at the store spending your money

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Lol. Your wife is pretty funny.

Here is one from a random friend... I am married and this is dangerous but fun

me: Hey whats going on?
her: Not much you?
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: umm... what? lol
me: lol, I was just messin with ya
her: lol are you sure you're just messing with me?

It turns out that my ex texted Opaque asking him wtf I was doing. He spoiled the joke.

But that conversation couldve gotten A LOT worse and WAY more entertaining. Thanks Opaque. You're a dick.