So this explains all the tap that shit I got today! You guys.
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So this explains all the tap that shit I got today! You guys.
I sent this to my most recent ex. she did not respond. That makes me sad, as no lulz were had. Lame.
UPDATE bwuahahahhaha.
She texted her current boyfirned (a formerly good friend of mine) and I got wind of that. So i sent an apology and she blew up, saying that I'm lucky she didnt send cops to the bar for harassment and that I was real mature for bragging to my friends about sleeping with her or some shit. I told her to calm the fuck down and get off her high horse becuase you cant send the cops after a dude for a fucking text message, and that there was nothing to brag about because sleeping with her was like fucking the couch. Boring and completely unsatisfying. I left out that last part though. Maybe I shoudl reiterate? Oh heavens.
Morale of the story: fuck bitches that go after your friends 3 days after you break up.
lol this is a good thread.
There is no try, only do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Detour
a few times already.
I sent Detour my sisters number
then I proceeded to msg my sister
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Sister: why is 'Detour' txting me lol
[07:41] mzo: so
[07:42] mzo: when are you going to let me tap that?
[07:42] Sarah: why ;p
[07:43] Sarah: come do mc w/ me ;p
[07:43] mzo: please answer the question first, I am under pressure from my peers
[07:43] Sarah: i guess when ur peen is made of dominos pizza
[07:44] mzo: wouldn't that cause infections in your vagina?
[07:44] Sarah: nah cause id eat you E>
[07:44] mzo: augh!
It is kind of ruined by the horrid WoW reference.
I will try more as they wake up.
Or the fact that the person you sent it to would love to fuck you in a fox suit.
I tried this with the girl I was roommates with through half of college. It wasn't that exciting.
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Sarah: Anytime you want! Come visit me!
I think I've been asking to do her for so long that it's become standard rapport.
It's not that Sarah, it's a newer Sarah!
new reply:
Trina: lol r u on drugs today?
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Ms. Newbooty?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
lol I would think Sarah would have let you tap that long ago. She's hot, too!
How in the world do WoWers find time to do this shit?
bullshit, I tapped my dad... I WIN!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
This post reminded me of Biff for some reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
we're the same person, remember?
I have got more!
Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: get jon and danya to agree and i'm in. Tova would also be a nice touch
Me: I'm on it.
Her: And jizz in my shampoo. Girls love that.
Ok next up is a cunt of a girl who dated one of my friends in high school. I secured her number through a friend. She is a total witch and everyone fucking hates her, oh yeah, and she got fat since high school.
Me: Ay girl when you gunna let me me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: Aw you know it's your boy from p-town jus lookin for a taste
Her: Not really sure who this is, but what kind of idiot says p-town? Woldman? (<--my last name)
Me: How could you forget alllll this?
Her: Wow. That was a great guess on my part. Way to have your number on facebook, tool.
Me: <picture of me with no shirt on>
Her: I moved away and never looked back. (I guess she was talking about her ex?)
Her: Yea, I won't be retrieving that message on the net. iPhone doesn't take multimedia texts.
Me: Shit if i didn't have my number on facebook how would all these bitches get a piece?
Her: Who wants a piece of that besides your gf?
Me: Man too bad it'd be good for you to see a juicy cock.
Her: I'm sure I don't need to see that. But thanks for assuming that I can't get any.
Her: Yea. Short guy who has an awkward overconfidence. Where does one even get to sign up for that?
Me: Don't act so upset. U kno I like to throw them big girls a bone now and then.
She hasn't responded since.
that was very rude of you.
And also very hilarious.
I got a wrong number text from a girl, thinking I was another girl and I sent a text back saying I was busy getting my pussy waxed but never got anything back :(
A girl I was seeing where we ended everything on a really bad note because she was a horrible person.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1249172721
Go Cow ! This thread is great !
I would so do this, but it is illegal for me :(
Illegal ain't shit but a sick bird, yo.
I have no idea what that means. I really wish I did.
Retard.
This doesn't help my quest for understanding wtf you just posted!Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Ill Eagle.
Fuck you're dumb.
Well shit. I don't pay that much attention to posts here. But thanks for spelling it out for me. LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I was too kind.
You were, and that will be your downfall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I see... the "lol internet" defense. Commonly used by retards.
You would know Josh. OMG TICKS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
YOU would know, Sabrina. OMG DICKS!
Hey, how did your super far 3.2 mile walk go. ZOMG that is such a far walk. How do you do it???Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Went pretty well. At least I didn't get my shit stomped and left for dead.
I literally laughed out loud.
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Originally Posted by Josh
Ok, now I am totally missing something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
... Too soon?
I dunno. What shit is getting stomped?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
You have for fucking sure got to be kidding me.
How could you forget something so quickly?
Refresh my memory.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...pitan+hospital
He's making fun of you. How is this so hard?
First off, I know that Josh and I are going back and forth. I don't need your help figuring that out. Second, I think you linked the wrong thread. That one has nothing to do with me dating a 17 yr old. Lastly, Josh does a mush better job of giving me shit than you do. Stick to your day job.
I really do.Quote:
Originally Posted by ElCapichan
Wait, what?
Lol, jack on the rocks says whats up!
You guys are really gaying this thread up.
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Originally Posted by ElCapichan
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Originally Posted by Josh
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Originally Posted by ElCapichan
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Originally Posted by Opaque
Where does a 17 year old girl come into this?
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Originally Posted by Gohron
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Touche my man, touche.
Now I'm confused.
So hot isnt it? Unfortunately, a 17 yr old girld doesn't come into it at all this weekend, otherwise I wouldn't even be here.
Hey faggots!
Stop fucking up this thread.
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
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I thought we were making the thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
You're not making anything.
Ever.
Stop posting.
Oh, ok. I will follow in your footsteps.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Am I allowed to card someone for just being dense?Quote:
Originally Posted by ElCapichan
Yes! Do it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
You'd have to card the shit out of yourself if this were the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
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I knew you'd say that, fucker. I just like to pick an argument :lol:
If there's one thing you can count on here at TNL, it's that Josh will nail every set up.
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Originally Posted by Josh
IBTNQuote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
If I hadn't repped Josh earlier I'd be able to now and I really wish I had saved my rep till now. FUCK.
It's the thought that counts.
I'm texting your mothers.
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LOL FUCK!
i missed it
What happened?
Furry blowjob. I didn't even fucking realize it until I took a closer look and saw that some dude in a furry costume had his dick down some other dude's throat.
11 episodes to go!Quote:
Originally Posted by JoshClick for full size
You all fucking suck at this.
Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap dat?
Mother-in-law: I don't know what that means...
Me: Bitch stop playin. I'ma come hit that shit later yeah?
Mother-in-law: I think you sent that to the wrong person.
Me: Why you gotta hold out on me ho?
HALF AN HOUR PASSES
Me: So you bout ready to get that package tapped?
Mother-in-law: OK.
Me: Ew gross.
Mother-in-law: I don't know what is going on.
edit: Trying to find the numbers of girlfriends past so I can fuck their days up.
My buddy at work tried this with his ex. Shit did not go well for him. He even got a call from her current boyfriend offering to fuck him up for gas money, lol.
Boyfriend: Bro, I'm going to come to your work, fuck you up, and steal 5 dollars for gas out of your wallet, bitch.
My buddy: I only have my american express card on me. If you wait until tomorrow I can have the loot ready.
BF: U think I'm fucking joking bitch?
Me to BF: hey man, I have a 10 spot if you can make change.
BF to me: who the fuck is this?
Me to BF: a guy who wants to see a fight dude.
BF to me: U being cute bitch?
Me to BF: when can I tap that?
No response
WinnerQuote:
Originally Posted by Detour
I can't rep you any more, Detour :(
so
when u gonna let me tap that shit
No wonder I never post on TNL. Wonderful threads like this have a propensity to go homo as was demonstrated in a few posts prior. In any case, below is my gallery with the help of Cowutopia. All were performed under a very slight influence and at a local NJ dive bar:
Target 1 - Bitch in Cow's post
Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ummmm???? What?
Me: I could drop by at 6 tomorrow at yo place. We gotta be quick though, I got otha shit to do...
Her: Not happening.
Me: Yo Loss bitch.
Her: Seriously, rafi. How boring is your Friday night that you're prank texting me?
Her: Yea I'm sure I'm not missing out on much with you or Woldman.
Comment: I stopped at this point since Cow was doing a much better job.
Her (the day after): I hope you have a bad hangover this morning.
2nd Comment: I'm glad I finally burned down that bridge.
Target 2 - Cow's GF
Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Sunday, 1:00 AM, your car in the Plaza parking lot. Be on time or there will be no tapping of anything.
Me: Yo shorty, i didn't know u play like that, especially with yo man right next to me... Consider yo self fucked
Her: It's all good, he likes to watch
Me: ... Wow, i'm out
Her: Yeeeeaaah, don't start somethin ya cant finish
Me: Yo girl, i can hang... I can hang like the greatest
Comment: I don't know what that last line means
The rest of the targets just aren't worth posting...
Adieu
It could be argued that the first two targets weren't worth posting.
Buy some shorts.
Rafi posts on here?
At least five times now!
yes
or
no
?
I would have gladly missed vacation to enjoy the fun in this thread. SSJN already ruined the first thought I had, and anything else would just turn out really, really bad. But goddamned if this wasn't a fun thread to read through.
hahaha 5 whole posts.
Steph got me before I could. :(