More than one of the pole options could apply to someone. For example, someone could never get a traffic ticket, but still go to prison for raping a bus full of nuns.
I've never really had any trouble with the police, aside from having them lecture me about some mischief I was up to when I was a kid.
I break laws all the time, as I suspect most people do whether they realize it or not.
My only crimes are getting high as often as I like, occasional piracy, and in the rare event that it's warranted, vigilantism.

