TNL's Criminal Element

so, when do you recon the monthly ass waxing goes down in prison?

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

Jail is not the place to have a hangover, bright lights, concrete walls, reflective metal, smelly people, rough wool blankets, bad food.

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Addison PD? You don't get all that fancy city livin' shit when they do it to you in Garland...

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Originally Posted by Nash

Josh once showed me pictures of his penis. I didn't press charges, though.

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As I recall it, you pressed them against your face and cried yourself to sleep.

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Originally Posted by Josh

As I recall it, you pressed them against your face and cried yourself to sleep.

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That's why I didn't press charges.

Been in trouble with the law since the day I was born.

This thread is coincidental, just yesterday I was trying to think exactly how many times I've been cuffed.
I'm just fucking cop bait.

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I should note, the only time I've been formerly charged, it was dismissed as "No criminal intent".
The worst thing on my record is "PA Land Violation", which was a bullshit "illegal camping" charge.
Besides that, the only other thing that shows up are parking tickets ("Sign Violation") on county internet records.

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Originally Posted by Shooting Love

Been in trouble with the law since the day I was born.

This thread is coincidental, just yesterday I was trying to think exactly how many times I've been cuffed.
I'm just fucking cop bait.

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Shooting Love is black. Confirmed.

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Originally Posted by Nash

Shooting Love is black. Confirmed.

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Well, I have been called a nigger before.

UR A NIGGER.

MY WORD!

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1253250012

I've had several speeding tickets, although none recent. I've had some more severe driving charges, such as reckless endangerment, that were dropped by the DA since they seem to realize when cops are piling on charges to be dicks.

I drive pretty sane now, I usually don't even do 5 over but my RX-7 is a cop magnet, I had one following me around the other night waiting for me to do something. I can do whatever I want in the other car and the cops never bother me. Maybe the RX-7 is black.