Shit My Dad Says

www.twitter.com/shitmydadsays

A little old, but it's the best use of Twitter ever. Justin lives with his 72 year old dad and he's hilarious. Every post is a quote from his dad, it's been awhile since I've laughed this hard.

Some to start:
"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

"Justin, get a job and move out of the house"

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

A little old

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Old enough for it to have already been linked multiple times!

Zero day or gtfo.

Search brought up nothing.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

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This had me laughing hard. Fuck these idiots.

some people seem to not understand this, it's a twitter blog of a 29 year old man living with his 73 year old father and reciting things his father says.

I think the name of the blog covers that, who the fuck is confused about what is going on?

Your mom.

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Originally Posted by Glass Joe

This had me laughing hard. Fuck these idiots.

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And? He saying that to Joust and Josh.

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

Your mom.

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:lol:

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"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together."

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all of these things kind of sound like something Josh would say, I bet he is the one really behind it

Josh is your dad confirmed.

You may be right!

Josh did have a pretty good Kids Across America tour back in the day. It's no wonder there's now a flood of thick rim wearing, smarmy ten year olds listening to Fugazi and clogging up Gears and Warhawk with trash talk.

Too bad this worthless fuck is 29 and living at home.

It's pretty funny until you remember that...not to mention his dad was 50 when he was born...bad idea.

"The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit."

:lol:

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Originally Posted by Chux

Too bad this worthless fuck is 29 and living at home.

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agreed.

He got a book deal apparently. Then he's going to move out.

yay for something that ends before it gets kanye west old.

That link gave my computer AIDS and told me to suck a cock. Go back to being non-existant plz.

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

Best one yet.

Hay guess what? If we want to know what this dude's dad says, we can follow the Twitter feed! Imagine that!

Some of us are too busy to search the net. Everything I need is here on TNL. And I'm lazy

And fuck twitter. I'm not going to join it for one thing.

Twitter is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Why?

It's a news service, is all. Pointless for most people, actually, unless you have a lot of people who need to know you're having Macaroni & Cheese for dinner because you burnt the TV Dinner! yuk yuk yuk. But there is within the tech functionality that is OK and has merit.

Fuck twitter.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

It's a news service, is all. Pointless for most people, actually, unless you have a lot of people who need to know you're having Macaroni & Cheese for dinner because you burnt the TV Dinner! yuk yuk yuk. But there is within the tech functionality that is OK and has merit.

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Wouldn't it be more logical to have a TV Dinner because you burnt the Mac & Cheese?

Just like everything else that ever got big on the internet, Twitter brings a service useful only for a few, to all people and all people feel obligated, and indeed empowered in using it. Everyone does not need their own blog, everyone doesn't need their own TV station, biography, radio station, or (in twitters case) news feed. Now you and your high school friends can pretend to be like the NYSE and give everyone following you up-to-the minute details on your day.

It shouldn't be surprising that this is popular. Facebook, all the social-networking bullshit before it, YouTube and more. Just accept that little to nothing on any of those things is important, and is worth nothing until you can find a way for it to positively benefit you.

Thanks Professor Tracer.

These guy isn't as funny as the tourretes guy was.

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Originally Posted by Gohron

These guy

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http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/p...&pictureid=830

That was deserving...

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Originally Posted by Tracer

Just like everything else that ever got big on the internet, Twitter brings a service useful only for a few, to all people and all people feel obligated, and indeed empowered in using it. Everyone does not need their own blog, everyone doesn't need their own TV station, biography, radio station, or (in twitters case) news feed. Now you and your high school friends can pretend to be like the NYSE and give everyone following you up-to-the minute details on your day.

It shouldn't be surprising that this is popular. Facebook, all the social-networking bullshit before it, YouTube and more. Just accept that little to nothing on any of those things is important, and is worth nothing until you can find a way for it to positively benefit you.

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One of the senators, I think from Minnesota, twitters her thoughts and shit that happens in the senate when she feels like it. Useful twitter feed!

A lot of other senators apparently have communication aids that twitter for them.

It is just yet another way to get news. I signed up to follow a twitter of the devils blog I read, but I already have it on RSS feed and I keep the feed on a bar on my web browser, so the twitter feed is pretty useless. I'm all for options though, so I can't knock it, but it's pretty useless for me.

I can see high schoolers and middle schoolers going fucking crazy with it though. I remember when I kept a livejournal...

TV series is in the works

Really?

Why is he getting the tv deal? His Dad is the talent.

LET CALIFORNIA FALL INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN.

I've read that the guy that runs it is an editor at Maxim.

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Originally Posted by Hubbitron

LET CALIFORNIA FALL INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN.

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I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change my friend. I wanna see it go down. Wash it down. Suck it down. Flush it down.

Shit, looks like he's moving back out now. What a deal.

Shatner Signs To Say Shit.

YES. As long as it's not just a show full of one liners, this could be awesome news.

Whoa that's pretty cool.

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

YES. As long as it's not just a show full of one liners, this could be awesome news.

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I got the screener for the pilot. This is pretty much exactly what it is. It is really, really awful.

*edit - I thought this thread was in Cinemania. Whoops!

Yeah but you're snobby. I will wait to watch it before I give my opinion on it.

What kind of ass backward logic is that? You're NEVER suppose to experience something before you trash it. It's the first rule of the internet!

It's why I don't spend so much time here.

Other than every day.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Yeah but you're snobby. I will wait to watch it before I give my opinion on it.

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I mean, it's short, so watching it won't kill your day, but I can pretty much guarantee you aren't gonna laugh once. It is awkwardly written, the jokes are lame, the acting is terrible and it is just. It's bad.

To be fair, I just watched the trailer without laughing once, that's generally a bad sign.