Yeah, this movie was pretty bad.
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Yeah, this movie was pretty bad.
Tekken is better.
Gonna watch it tonight.
Tekken is a triumph of cinema compared to this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I saw few minutes from opening fight with guy in fur-coat and LOLZ
Godfather Oscar worthy even.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
God, this was truly AWFUL.
lol at poor Terry Bogard, in his eternal struggle against hordes of evil hobos and lesbians.
Kyo evolving from skinny asian kid, into 30 something white dude, and screaming: I am Kunsogari !!! Hear Me Roar !!!
Rugar's taste of clothes was beyond anything in realm of good taste. When he showed up for a 1st fight, dressed in STREET HOKEY gear, and then kept changing from white rapper wanna be into pimp into KARATE instructor from TEAM STORM !!!
I lost my shit when at the end Kyo's GHOST DAD's GIANT HEAD popped up next to him, in good traditions of Star Wars.
Rugar's dream realm was apparently some factory hallway, they rent out in the off hours. I mean, his King of Fighters throne was sitting in the middle of the fucking tunnel. So majestic.
Most of the fights were shot clear and no quick cutting in sight, but the whole idea and staging was retarded. PSX level sfx, with OOOOH a FIREBALL !!!!! had me groaning.
I agree that in comparison of this, Tekken is Oscar caliber material. Though both are guilty of taking this TOURNAMENT shit way too fucking seriously. At least DOA knew it was ridiculous and went nuts with it.
This was really the only good thing about the movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
There is a reason Ray Park doesn't speak in movies. Which is weird because when I met him in Disney World he talked normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
Call me crazy, but I think after the final fight sequence. Ray Park would have played a better Geese Howard.