I have a bad feeling about this one. It looks like Street Fighter: The Movie again, only maybe a little less bad. Sean Faris as Kyo? Terry Bogard a CIA Agent? LAWL.
Hopefully SNK will not even think of trying a KOF: The Movie game.
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I have a bad feeling about this one. It looks like Street Fighter: The Movie again, only maybe a little less bad. Sean Faris as Kyo? Terry Bogard a CIA Agent? LAWL.
Hopefully SNK will not even think of trying a KOF: The Movie game.
This shit will be hilarious.
Day one.
get out super mario brothers, poor video game movie ports have a new king
I like Maggie Q, but she doesn't even come REMOTELY close to having the tits to play Mai.
This looking like complete garbage aside, why does every movie have to have some sort of law enforcement angle?
"Yeah, let's make this guy a cop/FBI/CIA!"
"But he's supposed to be a racer/fighter/ping pong player/etc."
"Yeah, but he's also a cop/FBI/CIA!"
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
You should see the Tekken movie trailer.
oh god ....
edit: I just saw the trailer. I thought it'd be pretty bad. It was ... on question why do Mature and Vice have bigger boobs than Mai?
Where did you see Tekken trailer? Been waiting for that for years :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
I threw up all over my keyboard. My hands just got messy as I typed this
Oh it was a fake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
Funny side note. The Tekken fake was better than this!
what I can't
what
Where is Terry's hat I don't understand
Maggie Q is flat as a fucking board. They should have gotten Letha Weapons to play Mai.
Who is that
Your mom!Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Huh.
Stop the press ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joker
Somebody forgot to input the "blood and bounce" code.
I guess Nintendo had a hand with this production.
"Mai must-a not-a have Big Boobelrs, Koto-san!"
Also: Hey cheebs wanna another go at making a TNL Movie sequel?
Hell yeah.
I think it's moreso that SNK had a "Yeah, yeah, just give us the money and do whatever you want" kinda hand in this production.
"What's that? Senator Duck King? Sure, fine. Disco Iori? Give him dog ears for all I care."
Check Google Images. Make sure Safe Search is "off."Quote:
Originally Posted by Yellerdog
http://kotaku.com/5395676/here-are-s...mages/gallery/
Have some stills, guys. Make sure you're not drinking anything as you scroll through the gallery.
How did I miss this thread???? LOL, Gordon Chan is the new Uwe Boll. I like how he can promote this film with a straight face.
This movie is about you, kinofu.
no u
Please don't let the Tekken movie be this bad.
It premieres tonight in CA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Come on, this looks fucking LIGHTYEARS ahead of SF: Chun Li.
No it doesn't. It looks just as terrible.
No it doesn't.
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7...hunspinck3.gif
Shouldn't Mrwhitefolks be all over this bullshit?
oh. god. my. eyes.
also: LOL @ using the Dark Knight theme music.
I actually cry a little bit everytime I think of this horrible movie.
There's no way this isn't direct-to-video.
BTW, anyone notice they used the Dark Knight score at the beginning of that trailer?
Yeah Advo pointed that out already right under the trailer.
I'll admit, I actually didn't mind the DoA movie purely because they at least had some decent chicks to look at.
Looks like this is going to match the game series perfectly.
I don't think this movie is going to be superior to the street fighter movie, so I'm not sure what you're getting at.
I was so mesmerized by the trailer I didn't notice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
The DoA games are all about hot chicks and over the top fighting. The movie was all about hot chicks and over the top fighting. There was really nothing wrong with the movie when you look at it that way. The only thing the movie was missing was breast implants by Spalding.Quote:
I'll admit, I actually didn't mind the DoA movie purely because they at least had some decent chicks to look at.
I like Fist of Legend...but yeah, this looks retarded. This is what happens when Hollywood and Hong Kong meet.
AHAHAHAHAHA pleasegodieokaythanksbye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
I can't wait for this. I'm going to make a gathering of the most cynical, elitist pricks I can find and see this day one for laffffs.
Is this an Asylum movie?
Oh, hey, did anyone else notice the Dark Knight music in that last trailer?
HAY GUYZ I THINK THAT HAD THE DARK KNIGHT MUSIC IN IT>
R U SHUR????
I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT INFO!
LOL!
Hey, guys, I noticed Shine's and Advocate's moms in the trailer doing some crazy lezbo shit. Or did someone already point that out?
U 4got Giga PowArs mom 2!
Oh, shit, that IS her. I thought it was Ray Park.
This is direct to DVD, right?
lol I started laughing as soon as the guy said other dimension and didn't stop until the end. So fuckin' stupid.
What happened to this movie? Is it coming out with KOF XIII now? The official website is no longer there.
they threw it in the garbage where it belongs
so this came to my local theater, and
edit: lol this is BAD
I still haven't seen the Tekken movie yet :(
Yeah, this just hit the web, I may try to watch it later.
Dear God.
What did I just watch? How did this movie ever get made?
Can't wait till school ends to watch this travesty!Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
D/L'ing now.
I want to watch this disaster asap, I saw a second of it last night. Who was the chick in blue fighting the fur coat+tonfas dude in the beginning?
bizarro mai
edit
at least Tekken has fight choreo going for itQuote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
looooooool that was mai?!
Downloading now...
I can't completely hate on this movie:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1283741907
Okay. That's amazing.
Wow, this is horrible, but so far more fun than Tekken, if that makes any sense. The over-the-top fighting moves w/energy effects, simplistic choreography, and abundant cheese is silly, but I can't bring myself to hate on it. Kinda like DOA.
I just watched the first fight with Mai and fur coat guy, however. I may change my mind after watching the whole thing. But at least the fights are nice and clear- no shaky cameras or rapid-fire editing. Big ups for that.
And shit, is Maggie Q miscast as Mai. Bitch is flat as a board.
Oh this is bad.
Fur Coat guy is ???. LOL At Ray Park as Rugal.
UPSIDE! They used like remixed KOF background music for the fight scenes.
LOL at Terry. REALLY?
Tekken was better.
edit: please tell me kyo is not a white guy who can't act worth a shit, but in the flashbacks he's a fucking chinese kid. WHAT?
OKay. This made it better.
Not.
Looks like a pizza boy.
A 50 yr old pizza boy.
Yeah, this movie was pretty bad.
Tekken is better.
Gonna watch it tonight.
Tekken is a triumph of cinema compared to this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I saw few minutes from opening fight with guy in fur-coat and LOLZ
Godfather Oscar worthy even.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
God, this was truly AWFUL.
lol at poor Terry Bogard, in his eternal struggle against hordes of evil hobos and lesbians.
Kyo evolving from skinny asian kid, into 30 something white dude, and screaming: I am Kunsogari !!! Hear Me Roar !!!
Rugar's taste of clothes was beyond anything in realm of good taste. When he showed up for a 1st fight, dressed in STREET HOKEY gear, and then kept changing from white rapper wanna be into pimp into KARATE instructor from TEAM STORM !!!
I lost my shit when at the end Kyo's GHOST DAD's GIANT HEAD popped up next to him, in good traditions of Star Wars.
Rugar's dream realm was apparently some factory hallway, they rent out in the off hours. I mean, his King of Fighters throne was sitting in the middle of the fucking tunnel. So majestic.
Most of the fights were shot clear and no quick cutting in sight, but the whole idea and staging was retarded. PSX level sfx, with OOOOH a FIREBALL !!!!! had me groaning.
I agree that in comparison of this, Tekken is Oscar caliber material. Though both are guilty of taking this TOURNAMENT shit way too fucking seriously. At least DOA knew it was ridiculous and went nuts with it.
This was really the only good thing about the movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
There is a reason Ray Park doesn't speak in movies. Which is weird because when I met him in Disney World he talked normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
Call me crazy, but I think after the final fight sequence. Ray Park would have played a better Geese Howard.
Dye his hair black, slick it back and keep him in the gi and yell reppuken. You've got it.
Geese has blond hair, fucker.
Yeah, dye it blond.
Click for full size
RISING STROM!
Wait, hang on... is that guy supposed to be Geese?
No, Rugal. I don't fucking get it either.
I'm saying he looked more like Geese in that next to last fight scene and he was miscast.
The movie in roughly 11 minutes.
God my brain hurts >.<
I vomitted. Everywhere. Not in my mouth. Everywhere. I mean there is puke everywhere in my entire apartment.
That video is awesome. Well, awesome-ish. The movie is awesome.
Iori laughing made that video better than the movie.
I meant Blond. lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
The video is better than the movie.
I made it to the part where Ray Park vanishes and couldn't take it any more.
So, about 30 minutes in.
I hope not, that's embarrassing.
edit: I just checked its 18:54 seconds in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
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I just watched this today and I think i'd rather watch JCVD Street Fighter over this and I hated Street Fighter.
The clip shinobi posted. Wtf did the guy hit at 57 seconds in?
Plot would have been better for a Virtua Fighter movie...