I Need A Handjob

2 handjobs for under 5 bucks!

this is genius internet marketing

also when I asked for one in the wishlist, thread i meant the real thing

You're too far away for a hj, and I don't do long distance relationships.
I'd still do you.

I was excited, because I thought I might get to try something new! And then I came to find out that this was just a joke thread.

Whore.

She's drinking Andre champagne. What a slut.

I was going to say that I am kind of drunk, but that's not what I'm drinking! Then I realized that you aren't taking about me. *heh*

i would also like a handjob

Timber moving out has been really hard on your sex life, hasn't it.

true, I used to wake up every morning to him giving me a tug

That mental picture will supply me with a lifetime of nightmares. Thanks!