Resume Help

Is my resume too long?

http://i.imgur.com/2eduP.jpg

The brown stains on the letter really sell it.

Baby, your white tube top and jean skirt drives me crazy.

Edit: Whose ready to cum?

It certainly works for me.

In 20 years their grand children will discover this in a chest in their attic.

Resumes are easy. Just list all of your accomplishments and try to make it neat/concise.

And yes, it's better to be in PDF format than in Word. I found that out the hard way when I realized my formatting was getting completely fucked up in the conversion process.

Cover letters are what really suck, because you have to write a new one every time you apply somewhere new.

Well, that, and actually having accomplishments that are worth putting on a resume in the first place -- that's the toughest for me, at least; there aren't too many jobs where 1CC Gunbird 2 comes in handy.

Now with cover letter, and in PDF format. What do you guys think?