Originally Posted by
Finch
I understand. Yoshi's saying that Nintendo (the left wing) is pulling down the difficulty of videogames (ruining America) and he's using words like "frightening" and plowing straight through to the word "socialist", and putting words like "enjoyed" in quotes to emphasize that he doesn't mean he really "enjoyed" it. He's going out of his way to read an interview that he shouldn't be interested in so he can connect it to the declining difficulty (quality) of videogames (America), except for Cave shooters (the conservative right), even though he probably never even plays (has conversations with) Cave shooters in depth (enough to understand what they're really about beyond shooting things and saving money) and i never see him talking about how great From Software's other games are, like King's Field or Armored Core, even though he's propping them up as "The Right Way To Do Things." If you really look into it, Enchanted Arms (Sarah Palin) is not what you want from videogames and being that 3D Dot Heroes is a thinly-disguised Zelda (Nancy Pelosi), you won't enjoy that either.
Congratulations, Yoshi. Being the Glenn Beck of a videogame message board is some kind of achievement that you need stamped on your signature, with "I'm an entertainer, but I present myself as a raving idiot/wise prophet, depending what side you're on."