Retarded Facebook Status Updates

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

I did this in college as an away message in AIM. I was being a mopey, sad faggot. I'm still embarrassed about it.

What the fuck is this?

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Please tell me that you included quotes from The Smiths.

I haven't been on Facebook in almost a year. It's a bit quieter around here as a result, but that's how it goes. I spend enough time on TNL as it is.

I do show mah nipplez!

He does! and they are sexy!

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Originally Posted by Tones

Please tell me that you included quotes from The Smiths.

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Yeah dude, I was laying the melodrama on thick.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Once my cousin Timmy posted that he was going to give up painting and art on his facebook status. He's a good painter, so naturally a couple of people were like "WHY!?" and "NOOOOO UR SOOO TALENTED!" I was a little pissed someone related to me would pull such a bullshit stunt just to receive compliments. So I went over to his wall and posted "Good riddance."

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This is absolutely the correct course of action to take in this situation. I always liked to do this whenever a girl I was with would post and instantly have 100 dudes sucking her off (this was before the FB, probably LJ shit lawl); I'd always make the asshole reply.

That is partly why they were with me and not them.

I think what I am trying to say is you should fuck Timmy? Not sure.

yes andrew should definitely fuck aurora.

I use facebook to piss in peoples cheerios.
Example!

This one dramatic (now toothless and sporting it as her profile pic what the fuck) girl is talking about how people are shallow and she can't take it dur dur dur. People are like you're being selfish, you have a daughter, grow up etc.

I said when you end it, I'll take your tv.

my hat is not gay, chucker

Protip: Wasn't calling your hat gay.

I was calling YOU gay.

Good thread! this one bugged the hell out of me...

"Unfortunately, 97% of FaceBook users won't repost this!! When Jesus DIED on the Cross, He was Thinking of YOU!!! If You are one of the 3% who will Stand Up for Him, just repost this. I'm one of the 3%.....BTW....He is the REASON for the SEASON!!! :)"

just let people enjoy the holiday, for whatever reason they want to celebrate it.