And everyone should have a pet unicorn and a free daily blowjob coupon. But that sort of wishing isn't going to help Tones with his current situation, either.
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And everyone should have a pet unicorn and a free daily blowjob coupon. But that sort of wishing isn't going to help Tones with his current situation, either.
Hub offers good advice. Most respectable employers will offer you benefits if you work full-time for a very small fee if they offer a regular HMO plan. My job only offers a PPO plan (which is higher level insurance) and even with the employer contributions I still pay nearly $200/mo but with nearly no deductable.
I don't know about you, but I have a unicorn and a free daily blowjob coupons.Quote:
Originally Posted by squall_vb
My unicorn is green and has special magic to make chocolate.
You get a blowjob from a unicorn every day? Is that what you're implying?
Your mother is a unicorn.
I payed 30 dollars for a walking cast when I broke my leg. That's the only medical care I've ever payed for. I could have just gotten a plaster cast for free, though. But I demanded a walking cast so I could go around and gloat in the face of the other fracture clinic patients afterward.
If you think paying 117 a month for yourself is alot, wait till a family comes along.
Ugh insurance is one of those things that is completely worthless till you actually get sick that isn't fatal but gets progressively expensive or strikes in some spectacularly bad and expensive way.
I'm in the same position right now. As of now I have no insurance, haven't since August. If things go according to plan, I will have a decent job that offers at least some sort of health care, but that wouldn't be until April-May. Dealing with this shit sucks.
No reform necessary though! Socialism!