Does thinking about sex cause you to sneeze?
Wondering how common this is.
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Does thinking about sex cause you to sneeze?
Wondering how common this is.
This thread is gonna go places. I just know it. :)
GUESS WHAT! The nose has tissue in it that swells up, like the sex organs, when you are sexually stimulated. This is why this happens to some people.
So a big shnoz equals nose erection?
THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING.
All those times you were sneezing at the flea, I thought it was because of the dust.
But you really wanted my balls. All you had to do was ask.
Oh I eventually sneeze, but it isn't my nose that is doing the sneezing.
I do not sneeze when I think about sex.
I do, however, get the hiccups if I quickly eat anything that's remotely spicy. I've gotten the hiccups from quickly eating too many White Castle chicken rings because of the barbeque sauce.
I like hot sauce, and also have that problem! Sits right on that reactive nerve!
Peanut butter sandwiches create instant hiccups; the only remedy is a glass of milk.
I get hiccups something fierce, and often. Mine sound like a loud, high-pitched dog bark. It's really annoying, and sometimes they actually hurt.
I get hiccups whenever I drink a very cold beverage or eat something very spicy. Which means I have to order my drinks with no ice like a little kid every time I go out.
When people do that, I just assume they're cheap.
I AIN'T PAYIN' FOR NO ICE DAMMIT!
This is the kind of prejudice my people suffer.
Also, I fart when I cum. Does anyone else do this? It's not a reflex, it just makes me feel good.
The dude behind you must feel awful about that.
Dear Rated E,
Stop having sex with Black Pepper.
Your Friend,
Doc Holliday
Doc hates interracial relationships.
Doc hates anything racial.
I get the hiccups a lot while smoking. THAT hurts. Also when I laugh really really hard or smile for a long time, those are almost incurable.
Farting while cumming might be the best feeling ever.
When I think of sex, I get a boner. Pretty standard stuff.
So does pseudoephedrine make it hard to get it up besides giving you drymouth? because it seems like it does.
This is related to post 1. But no I don't really sneeze when I'm aroused.
I only sneeze when I think about you.
I only think about you when I sneeze.
Look at what you are doing.
You should be PG-13 at least by this point.
I had the clap one time.
No, but...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
... I can relate to this. I don't get the hiccups as often as I use to, but they are loud, high pitch, and kind of hurt. Also, I kind of scream when I sneeze. I can't help it, dispute how much I'd love to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
Shouldn't that be "You should be Rated T at least by this point?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
I can confirm Geen's hiccups.
I get an erection when I play Noby Noby Boy. Just wondering how common this is.
this might explain why I like girls with big noses
No, you being a weirdo explains this ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
I get loud, painful hiccups, too. Shitsux
I just shit uncontrollably. Like now. Fuck you, Rated E.
The fuck is a chicken ring?Quote:
Originally Posted by dog$
That does it, I'm never sleeping with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
A Jalapeno cheeseburger with one of these between the cheese & bun is the bees knees.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1266473782
I haven't had White Castle in quite a while. I tend to hate myself for about the next 24 hours after a WC feast.
The only part of a chicken shaped like that is its anus. You guys eat that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
Which part of the chicken is shaped like a boot?
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1266474140
It's foot, jeez.
Too much COTC imo.
That's not chicken.
I tend to think it's dust when I go into a sneezing frenzy, but I'm ok with the idea of being really horny as well.
I also find when I drink soda right after eating something my lungs feel like they're going to explode.
Sounds like heartburn.
If something rubs on my penis long enough, I'll cum.
Do you wear jeans?
it's very temporary, like 1-2 seconds. I just attributed it to the carbonation reacting after having just ate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
yeah, when I wear silky type boxers, occasionally I need to stop walking or else I'll jizz in my pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
my left nut feels exactly how that looksQuote:
Originally Posted by Timber
...Timber you wanna get some White Castles this weekend?
That's called cancer.
And I dunno, maybe.
it's not cancer, it's where all my inner rage comes from
ok, just get at me....also I miss you
Awww... and Ramon and burg say there's no love in the world! :_)
See? Mates for life!
Like penguins.
Penguins are silly.
Now, there's no need to go there.